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OF THE WEEK
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.
"Just where the heck do you think you're going!", said the man.
"I'm going to Las Vegas", said the wife, "I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!"
The man said, "Wait a minute!", and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.
"Where the heck are you going?", said the wife.
The man said, "I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!"
Step1:Check out online retailers. If you don't mind forking over your credit card, then online shopping for sex toys is truly the way to go. You can browse in the privacy of your own home, explore and experiment to your heart's desire. Some fantastic, reputable, discreet sites are Adam Eve, My Pleasure and Dear-Lady. Not only will they have the latest, but also they offer great discounts.Step2:Go to the sex toy store. There is no Costco of sex toys, meaning that for the most part you will have to buy your sex toys at a "mom and pop" shop. Place "sex shop" or "sex store" or "sex toys" into your favorite search engine and add your location. This is a completely erotic way to have a date with your loved one. Go to the store and then go directly home without passing go and certainly without collecting $200.Step3:Have a sex toy party. These are all the rage. They are the new Tupperware party of the 1980s. People getting together and having an expert show them all sorts of fun toys and additives to spice up their sex life. To get the neighbors rockin' at your house, visit the Pleasure Parties or Temptation Parties websites.Step4:Swing by a porn convention. While nobody admits to going, somehow A.V.N (a really big fun porn show) grows every year to the point where tens of thousands of people are attending. Here you will find the latest and greatest, newest and sexiest sex toys around. This is for the die-hard who needs their toys tonight.
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My girlfriend gives me oral sex and we French kiss sometimes in between. If I go down on her, would sperm survive the trip (penis to girl's mouth to my mouth to vagina)?
This is quite the complicated equation, isnít it? Well for what itís worth, I have quite a simple answer: No. Unless your girlfriend stores your ejaculate in her cheeks, spits it into your mouth while kissing, and then you ever so unromantically expel it into her vagina during your bout of oral sex, itís very doubtful that any of the tiny amount of sperm present in your pre-ejaculate (since you say the kissing is done during oral sex) will survive such a trip.If youíre still not convinced, give up the kissing or the oral sex. I leave the decision to your discretion.
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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A 34-year-old man has been taken to hospital after falling out of a car window while throwing beer bottles at the vehicle behind.
Police said the woman driver, who was on a learners' permit, was driving down Atherton Range Road towards the north Queensland town of Atherton around 4.20pm (AEST) yesterday when she yelled at the front seat passenger.He was asleep and the woman needed some directions, police said.
But the man thought she was upset with the car driver behind them and began throwing beer bottles at the car.
While he was leaning out the window throwing the bottles, he fell onto the road and then rolled into a drainage ditch.
He suffered a possible broken ankle and bruising and was taken to the Cairns Base Hospital for treatment.
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