For The Week Of 06/21/2010
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A priest and a rabbi sit next to each other on the flight. They get to talking about their respective religions and eventually the priest asks, "Hey, uh, did you ever? You know, eat pork when you were younger?" The rabbi says, "Yeah, maybe once or twice when I was younger." "Did you like it?" asks the priest. "A little, how about you? Did you ever get to be with a lady?" With a smile the priest responds, "Yeah once or twice when I was younger, before I took my vows." To which the rabbi says, "It's better than pork, isnt it?

SITES OF THE WEEK
100 Movies Every Man Needs To -See!
Psychic -Predictions!
Things Men Need To Have To -BBQ!
Things That Shouldn't Be -Homemade!
Retards Who Get -Tattoos!
Building Blaster -Game of the Week!
TIPS AND TRICKS
How To Perform Cunnilingus

Tip #1: Any licking, gentle sucking or all-around moisture from the mouth to the vaginal entrance, the labia (lips) or the clitoris will surely make you popular with your flavor of the evening. When you begin to give oral sex, it's important to start slowly. Women like it when a man takes the time to appreciate her and her body. What she won't like is an over-achiever who jumps right in with an aggressive tongue. Pretend that her entire vagina is an ice-cream cone with three scoops of your favorite flavor;

Tip #2: Move your tongue freely from her inner lips to her outer labia on one side. Once you've done that, draw her lips into your mouth and massage them with your tongue. And since the other side will probably get jealous, move on to the other side afterward.

Tip #3: Thrust your tongue in and out of her vagina, and take a break from time to time to explore her insides. While you're roaming around down there, vary your cadence and the firmness of your tongue. Use your firm, flexed tongue for pinpoint accuracy, such as when you circle the clitoris, and use a limber, flat tongue to cover more ground.

Tip #4: Remember to continuously return to her clitoris since most women achieve orgasm through clitoral stimulation, especially when it comes to oral sex. However, don't apply too much pressure to her clitoris right away because it may irritate her and turn her off. Start out gently and increase pressure and speed according to her body language.

Tip #5: With her clitoris still exposed, give it quick little sucks by enveloping it with your mouth momentarily and releasing it. This will definitely have a positive effect on her entire body.

Tip #6: Next, take her clitoris into your mouth and gently suck on it while you simultaneously flick your tongue over and around it. You can perform this oral technique very lightly or aggressively, depending on what she likes. If you combine these oral sex techniques with your fingers, she will virtually have a mind-blowing orgasm every time.

Tip #7: While you're French kissing her clitoris, use your finger to rub it at the same time. If you can rub your stomach and pat your head at the same time, you might want to suck on her clitoris and penetrate her vagina and thrust repeatedly with your fingers. Be careful not to lose sight of what you're doing because the vagina is a very sensitive area and one wrong move can leave you hanging out to dry.

Tip #8: No one likes a slobbering idiot, so don't lose your mind while you're in her sacred garden. Don't start drooling all over her vagina and don't do random things when you're giving her oral sex.

Tip #9: In order to make your oral buffet as comfortable and as enjoyable as possible, have your lady lie on her back with her legs spread apart and her knees slightly bent. Get on your stomach between her legs and slide your arms under her legs. Your head ends up comfortably facing your oral objective. Wrap your arms around her legs and you'll have perfect access to her vagina, which allow you to manipulate it with your fingers. You can also lie down in the same position and place both of your hands under her behind, elevating it so that it comes directly to your face.

Tip #10: Finally, you can bring her behind to the edge of the bed while you give her oral sex. Have her rest her feet on your shoulders or on the edge of the bed as well, and you'll have plenty of access while you kneel in front of her love cave. This position will also give your fingers full access to her vagina.

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ASK TINA

Q:submitted by: JD.

Hi Tina, my fiancee was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes at the age of 32 about a year ago. It has been a tough year for both of us getting used to the whole thing, obviously tougher for her than myself. Since being diagnosed and even before, considering she was probably diabetic before they discovered it, her sex drive has been seriously diminishing, and even when she is in the mood we are having a hard time getting her aroused. Any suggestions, advise, words of encouragement?

A:
Dear JD, Hey don't be so gloom. This can be fixed! This is not uncommon for women with either of the three types of diabetes. Depression and anxiety are a big issue and take away sexual desire. Medicine and counseling is usually what helps women get through it and since you seem supportive already this would be of great help to her. Sometimes the medication for diabetes can cause the anxiety or depression so make sure you check with her doctor. "Although women with diabetes may be slow to admit there is a problem between the sheets, the medical community has been even slower to study the issue. It wasn’t until 1971 that a groundbreaking study was published on this subject in the journal Diabetes. In the study, 35% of women with diabetes reported being unable to have an orgasm during intercourse, compared to just 6% of the women who didn't have diabetes. Albright says one reason women with diabetes may have trouble achieving orgasm is that high blood sugars can affect vaginal lubrication.-Webmd.com" I suggest getting a waterbased lube, a Magic Wand and please her before you go trying to poke her with your man meat there. Make sure she orgasms first by going down on her, licking her legs, thighs and kissing her in her hot spots and using that amazing wand. Trust me you won't regret buying that thing. Good Luck Babe!

-Tina

 
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A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria when he 'mooned' a group of Hell's Angels, hurled a puppy at them and then escaped on a bulldozer. The 26-year-old drove into the grounds of the motorcycle gang members' clubhouse north of Munich, according to reports in local media. The young man, who was not identified, then dropped his pants, threw the puppy, and then fled. After making his getaway, he stole the bulldozer from a nearby construction site, and attempted to drive it to Munich. However, it was not fast enough, and his snail-like pace caused a three-mile traffic jam near the southern town of Allershausen. He then fled to his home nearby where he was apprehended by the police. "What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," said a spokesman for local police. He added that the student had been suffering from depression. The puppy was now in safe hands at a local animal shelter.
 
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