For The Week Of 06/23/2008
Happy with all the porn you are taking off sublime.. time to give something back...
This week's sublime times features more jokes, cool sites, cheat tips, and of course
Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

An elephant asks a camel: "Why are your breasts on your back?" Well" says the camel, "I think that's a strange question from somebody whose dick is on his face."

SITES OF THE WEEK
Novelty -Gifts!
10 Drinking -Achievements!
Backstage -Photos!
How Rich -Are you!
Daily -Mugshots!
Escapa!-Game Of The Week!
TIPS AND TRICKS
How to Fly for Free
Step1:Decide where and when you'd like to go, but be sure to choose a destination outside of North America. There are no courier flights within North America.Step2:Find a courier company by looking in the Yellow Pages under "Air Courier Services," "Air Transportation" or "Courier, Air Travel." Step3:Be prepared to offer a $500 deposit that will be returned to you a couple of weeks after the completion of the trip.Step4:Make your reservation through the courier company's travel agent. Call the airline a few days in advance of your flight to verify your reservation and request a seat assignment.Step5:Pack sparingly. You can only take carry-on baggage since your check-in space will be used for the company parcel.Step6:Upon arrival, carry out your agreed-upon responsibilities, such as delivering a manifest to a representative at the destination and completing paperwork.
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ASK TINA

Q: submited by:Bernard
I'm unable to stay hard after orgasm. Sometimes even two hours later I can't get as hard as I was previously. This obviously makes having multiple sessions impossible. Is this because I'm not very "experienced"? Is this normal? Is there something I need to do?

A:
What you are experiencing is the curse of the refractory period. In layman’s terms, the refractory period refers to a “break time” for your penis. Usually, it takes some time for an excitable membrane to prepare for stimulus again. Yes, it’s true that some men can stay erect after orgasm, but rest assured that a majority of men need this “break time” to rebuild their strength and allow their penises time to feel excitable again. If you don’t want to roll over and go to sleep after ejaculating, one possible option includes going back to foreplay in the form of kissing and touching your partner until you feel you are able to gain an erection for round two.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Angry Reporter Gets Bug In Mouth
 
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
Motorists had to swerve to avoid a man asleep at the controls of a motorised wheelchair on a north Queensland highway. Police who breath-tested him allegedly found him to be six times the legal blood alcohol limit. Police found the 64-year-old man asleep in his wheelchair in a turning lane on the Captain Cook Highway at Stratford north of Cairns on Friday morning. Passing police noticed him slumped in the wheelchair and stopped to help. They breathalysed him when they smelt alcohol on him. He allegedly blew .301, more than six times the legal limit. He told police he was going 14km to Trinity Beach to visit a friend, most of it on the four-lane highway. "We'll allege he placed himself in a very dangerous situation," police spokesman Bob Waters said. "People should be aware that drink-driving laws cover these kinds of vehicles, but also others like horses and bicycles. The man will appear in Cairns Magistrates Court on July 7.
 
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