For The Week Of 06/30/2003
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A motorcycle cop pulled over a Lamborghini Diablo after it had run a stop sign. “May I see your driver’s license and registration please.” “What’s the problem, officer?” “You just ran that stop sign back there.” “Oh come on, pal, there wasn’t a car within miles of me.” “Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop, look both ways, and proceed with caution.” “You gotta be kidding me!” “It’s no joke, sir.” “Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within twenty miles, and proceeded with caution.” “That’s beside the point, sir. You are supposed come to a complete stop, and you didn’t. Now if I may see your license and—” “You’ve got a lot of time on your hands, pal. What’s the matter, all the doughnut shops closed?” “Sir, I’ll overlook that last comment. Let me see your license and registration immediately.” “I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down, and coming to a complete stop.” The policeman had enough. “Sir, I can do better than that.” He opened the car door, dragged the rude motorist out, and proceeded to methodically beat him over the head with his nightstick. “Now sir, would you like for me to slow down or come to a complete stop?”

SITES OF THE WEEK
Mac Love -Tattoos Of Apple.
Read My Boobs -Ingenious!
Penis Paper Weights! -Art Or Crap!
Flight Stimulator -Next Level!
Arnold -In Japan!
Doom Funnel Chasers -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat....BlockBuster!

Got Blockbuster’s super-in-demand copy of Corky Romano lying around your apartment for over a month? No problemo. When you return it, simply explain that your DVD player broke with the disc inside and you had to send it back to the company to get fixed. The gullible clerk should fall for your ingenious scheme and waive your late fee. Keep in mind, however, that this only works when it’s really late. And by really late, I mean you should never rent Corky Romano. contributions or suggestions to mailto:webmaster@sublimedirectory.com?subject=stimes_Tips&Tricks
ASK DOCTOR JD

Q: submited by Mikey

I’ve been in a relationship for about 6months now & its just not working For me, the girl is really nice but she Just doesn’t do it for me anymore. How can I break it off without Her thinking I’m a complete jerk?

A:
Well it’s kind of hard when you r telling This chick, “hey I like you BUT not enough To keep seeing you”. This is an extremely Delicate situation & to be completely honest With you regardless how nice you word it You’re still letting her know that you don’t want To be with her anymore.Dont expect to This to be easy. Six months is a long time & If in her mind everything is fine & dandy This will come as a blow to her. The best advice I can give in a situation like this is to be completely Honest. You can’t stay with someone just because You don’t want to hurt them or feel sorry them. If you do stay with this person because of any Of those reason, it’s going to get ugly. The best thing you is just sit down with her & explain that your heart just not in it anymore & that you don’t want to hurt her so for that reason it’s better that the relationship comes to an end. Maybe she freak out maybe she’ll agree or Maybe she’ll call you an asshole & you’ll never hear from her again. Good luck buddy, Hey maybe This works out in your favor & You’ll gain a late night booty call J Let us know how it all worked out

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
The man from Whitwell Tennessee who had his scrotum chewed off by his so-called live-in housekeeper has decided to drop domestic assault charges. On February 10 Marion County deputies were called to William Frank Reese's home for a domestic disturbance. When they got there they found Mr. Reese bleeding from the leg and Tommie Lorene Burnette bleeding from the face and ears. Sheriff Bo Burnette, no relation to the woman involved with this case, said she was a girlfriend, but Mr. Reese told NewsChannel 9 she was a "live-in housekeeper." The Sheriff said the couple got into a scuffle and the woman first bit Mr. Reese on the leg, then proceeded to bite his penis and scrotum. Ms. Burnette chewed off a large chunk of skin from Mr. Reese's scrotum, then ran out to the front porch where she spit the skin to the dogs in the front yard, and one of them ate it according to Sheriff Burnette. Sheriff Burnette said Mr. Reese bit the woman on her face, neck and ears. Both were treated at Grandview Medical Center, and later booked in the Marion County Jail on domestic assault charges. Marion County Criminal Court records show both parties dropped charges when the case went to a grand jury.
 
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