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OF THE WEEK
One weekend, a husband was in the bathroom shaving when a kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, came in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and was shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba was. He couldn't help himself, and asked Bubba what his secret was.
"Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The husband was excited at this easy suggestion Bubba gave and decided to try it out that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"
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It has been a long-occurring thought of mine whether sex could be counted as a legitimate workout. Going at a good speed and switching positions to work different muscles, could sex actually be a workout activity?
While various studies show that calories are burned during sex and you can get a mediocre amount of cardio in there, I wouldn’t rely on frequent sex as your sole method of exercise.
Sure, you work out different muscles during intercourse with all those complicated Kama Sutra moves people are doing nowadays, but to get a legitimate muscle workout you need to do reps and sets on alternating days using your target muscles. Plus, you’ll only be targeting the specific muscles that you use during sex (like your thigh or arm muscles), and neglecting to work out muscles like your calves, abs and pectorals. Another reason why you should find another source to help you get fit is that you’ll need to incorporate some high-intensity cardio in your routine. You’ll need at least 30 minutes of vigorous cardio, three to four times a week, to stay moderately fit.
In other words, think of sex as an enjoyable complement to your basic weekly workout routine.
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Man Arrested For DUI After Hitting 24 Cars
(AP) LONG BEACH, Calif. A motorist has been charged with drunken driving and hit-and-run after police say he struck about two dozen cars and two people during a wild ride.
David Wecksler was charged with two misdemeanors Friday.
Authorities say he was tipsy when his car drove through a Belmont Heights area in February, sideswiping rows of parked cars for blocks and bumping two people, who luckily received only minor scrapes.
A police report says Wecksler admitted he'd been drinking at a poker party with friends but he claimed a blown tire caused him to lose control of his GMC Sierra truck.
When officers asked why he didn't stop after the first accident, Wecksler allegedly replied, "I was trying to find a place to park."
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