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During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness.
After a brief pause, the barber leaned over and confided that the best thing he'd come across was, er, female juices.
"But you're balder than I am," protested the customer.
"True," admitted the barber, "but you've gotta admit I've got one hell of a mustache!"
Put on the old moon boots. This is what the footwear required to moonwalk is called, but truthfully you do not need a pair of early 1980s retro Michael Jackson moon boots. Just find a pair of shoes with smooth soles (not hiking boots) like Converse high-tops or dress shoes, or maybe even Keds. If all else fails, just wear socks.
Find a flat, smooth surface that won't provide an immense amount of friction. Wood floors are ideal, while concrete or rubber surfaces will hinder you. Carpet, depending on the length (the shorter the better) can be effective.
Lift your left leg into the "l" position, so that the toe of your left leg is pointed to the floor. You are ready to moonwalk like Michael Jackson.
Place your right foot about 12 inches in front of the left.
Slide your right heel back so that it is even with your left foot.
Snap the left heel down and raise the right heel simultaneously so the right heel assumes the "l" position. You have now completed the first step of the moonwalking dance!
Repeat! Keep repeating the movement, alternating feet to execute the dance of the last century, the moonwalk.Feel free to send contributions or suggestions to email@example.com
Is any female preparation necessary before having anal sex without a condom?
Many couples don't explore anal sex because it has a "dirtiness" stigma attached to it. But, truth be told, if your partner doesn't feel the violent urge to have a bowel movement, chances are her rectum is spotless. Unless she feels like she needs to run to the nearest bathroom, her feces remains in her colon -- far away from the reaches of anal sex. You may both feel more comfortable, however, if she cleaned her rectum with an enema or anal douche. This would prevent any ghastly surprises from surfacing on your penis when you pull out of her anus.
Another important preparation factor that might be overlooked is making sure you and your partner are both STD-free before you embark on this journey of unexplored territory. Just as with any other form of unprotected sex, anal sex without a condom carries a wide array of risk factors for contracting herpes simplex virus, gonorrhea and syphilis, amongst others.
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Tycoon paid $327m 'for feng shui healing-
An ailing Hong Kong tycoon gave her feng shui master more than $327 million in the hope that it would help to prolong her life, a court heard today.
Tony Chan, a bartender-turned-soothsayer who says he is the sole beneficiary of Nina Wang's $16 billion estate, told Hong Kong's High Court he had received three tranches of 688 million Hong Kong dollars ($109 million) each from Wang between 2005 and 2006.
Lawrence Lok, lawyer for Chinachem Charitable Foundation, a group controlled by Wang's siblings, which is challenging Mr Chan's claim, asked the feng shui master why he was given the lavish sums of money.
"It's a gift to me. She addressed me as her hubby. She loved me. So it's a gift,'' said Mr Chan, who also claims he was Wang's lover.
However, Mr Lok pointed out that the money was advanced during a time when Wang's health was deteriorating, after she was diagnosed with cancer in late 2004.
She died of the disease in 2007, aged 69.
Mr Lok reminded the court of earlier testimony by a doctor who had said that a feng shui master had told Wang he could improve her health by taking her hair and clothes to China.
The lawyer added that another witness who travelled with Ms Wang to Singapore for medical treatment in 2006 had said she had overheard Wang on the phone with Mr Chan saying: "You are useless and I am not getting any better.''
"You told Mrs Wang that you have means to prolong her life,'' Mr Lok told Mr Chan.
Mr Chan denied the allegation, saying that he did not have such an ability.
The court will decide whether Wang, who at one stage was Asia's richest woman, left her entire fortune to Mr Chan when she died.
Chinachem says a will awarding the huge fortune to Mr Chan is a fake.
The case has filled the pages of Hong Kong's newspapers for weeks, with its mixture of wealth, love and feng shui, the ancient Chinese system of channelling energy.
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