For The Week Of 06/23/2003
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After having their eleventh child, a Missouri couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to the doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem, but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to light a cherry bomb, put it in a beer can, hold the can up to his ear and then count to 10. The Ozark said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don’t see how pukiding a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.” “Trust me,” said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: “1…2…3…4…5…” at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.

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Cheat....Wal Mart!

It's a $500 dollar fine to carry LP gas into a store. So when the grill runs dry, here's what you do. (i've only been able to do this at wal-mart). Put your empty LP tank into a basket and proceed to the front door. When you approach the greeter ask for the likidle pink sticker. Once the greeter sees what you have, they will ask you to leave the store and head on over to the garden center because you are not allowed to bring in the LP tank into the store (thanks Osama). Once you are at the garden center, the same scenario will occur. They will take your tank out and place it next to the cage were the refills are at. Make sure everyone there (there's normally a few sales asssociates hanging around) sees you as they tell you to make your purchase at the register inside. Go inside and purchase some ice, drinks, or your likeing (anything but the gas) then head back to the cage outside. One of the associates there who remembered you will swap out your refill thinking that you have paid for the gas because your holding a receipt and have some bags in your cart. Free gas for life, works everytime. contributions or suggestions to

Q: submited by Steffie

What should I do if im extreamly attraced to A man but im not sure if he feels the same way? How exactly can I find out without being to obvious About my feelings?

This question will be answered by my chick pal- Tina! Well there are a couple of things you can do in this situation. First thing you should do is find out if this person is involved & If so, Step off, if this person IS in fact attracted to you but involved With someone it becomes a very delicate situation & it probably Best to leave it alone. If not find a way that you too can be alone Together WITHOUT there being weird tension, like a casual lunch. You will defiantly need to get this guy alone in order to find out if You too have ANY kind of chemistry, Flirt with him see if you get Anything return. Pay attention & try & notice if HE is noticing you For Example, If he looks @ you when you walk by, Always saids hello when he sees You Is he @ all nervous when you guys do talk! or you can always just skip the B.S & jump his bones


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A 70-year-old man and a 60-year-old woman pleaded no contest to public indecency in New Philadelphia, Ohio, in June after their arrest for engaging in sex acts in a booth at a Hardee's restaurant. Though it was the couple's first lewdness charge, the prosecutor told the judge that it was not the first time they had done something like that. [The Times Reporter (Dover-New Philadelphia), 6-5-03]

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