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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to
have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a
3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this
religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
Find out who delivers...Call your mega-hardware store or appliance retailer, they will tell you they crush boxes 15 seconds after they are empty, so no dice! BUT...ask them who their delivery company is! Most retailers contract with a local company for delivery and installation. These companies have boxes coming out the wazoo (I think that's a Dr. Suess term).
Here's the scenario: Call Lowe's/Home Depot/Sears...ask for the appliances desk (or else delivery department)...ask for the phone number for the local delivery contractor. Now, the part-time high schooler who works evenings and weekends might give you an 800 number for GE. That's the hotline he calls to schedule deliveries. So call back during regular business hours (when the full-time person is there), and specifically ask for the number of the local delivery contractor. You may have to call several times at different times of the day until you get someone knowledgable...but it's worth it! Try it out before you go buy them to move into the dorms!
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Is it OK for a guy to start buying a woman flowers and doing special things for her once he is in a relationship with her?
Making the transition from “dating” to “relationship” can be tricky -- and many guys who do great with the dating phase start acting like Wussies once they get into a full-blown relationship. The result? They get dumped, of course. Now, there’s a lot to be said for being considerate and generous…
And after holding out and fighting your impulses to be nice during the dating phase, it’s TWICE as hard to hold back on doing things like buying flowers once you start to feel the comfort of being in an actual relationship -- especially when you’re with a special woman. Women in relationships love it when a man does something special for them, but if he goes overboard and does it TOO MUCH (if he continually buys her gifts, dinners, flowers, etc.) it KILLS THE ATTRACTION. It’s much better to do just a few THOUGHTFUL things rather than a whole bunch of things that any other guy can do -- and things she’s probably had before. Instead of buying expensive, thoughtless gifts, try staying home and cooking a meal for her, giving her a massage, and then eating dessert in bed. That’s something that’ll make an IMPACT...
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Jury orders man who stole wife to pay $4,800
(AP) CHICAGO — Stealing someone's heart can cost you: Just ask German Blinov.
A Cook County jury ordered Blinov to shell out $4,802 last week after he was sued by a husband from a Chicago suburb for stealing the affections of the man's wife.
Arthur Friedman used a little-known state law to mount the legal attack against Blinov. The alienation of affection law, one of eight across the country, lets spouses seek damages for the loss of love.
But Natalie Friedman, the woman at the center of it all, claims her husband asked her to have sex with other men and women — including Blinov — to spice up their relationship. She supposedly began having feelings for Blinov, prompting her husband to file the lawsuit.
"This guy ruined my life — he backstabbed me," Arthur Friedman told the Chicago Sun-Times. "What he did was wrong. And I did what I had to do to get my point across."
Blinov doesn't deny having a relationship with Natalie Friedman while she was married, but he was surprised to learn he could be sued for it. His attorney also said Natalie Friedman was unhappy with her marriage before the relationship started.
"German was not a pirate of her affections," attorney Enrico Mirabelli said. "Her affections were already adrift."
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