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OF THE WEEK
A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an
attractive man standing alone.
She approached him, smiled and said, 'Hello. My name is Carmen.'
'That's a beautiful name,' he replied. 'Is it a family name?'
'No,' she replied. 'Actually I gave it to myself. It represents the
things that I enjoy the most - cars and men.
Therefore, I chose 'Carmen'. What's your name?'
He answered 'B.J. Titsengolf'
Party at trendy nightclubs. Many nightclubs have free condom samples on their premises. Sometimes the free condoms might be in a bowl or other dispenser. Occasionally, a marketing person might give them away.
Check for freebies on the World Wide Web. Condom manufacturers or sex toy shops offer free condom samples from time to time. General "free sample" sites also feature condoms, but you may have to browse through several listings to find them.
Hang out in college towns. College kids are on a budget, and they don't always plan ahead. That's why colleges, universities and businesses that cater to students sometimes offer free condom samples.
Live in New York City. The Big Apple recently instituted a condom giveaway program. Check official New York City websites for information on how to get free condoms or look for signs advertising the free samples when you're out on the town.
Make an appointment with your doctor or clinic. Most large clinics and many doctors' offices get samples of prescription drugs and medical products all the time, and that may include condoms.
Frequent gay or alternative lifestyle businesses. Many businesses that cater to gay men offer free condoms.Feel free to send contributions or suggestions to email@example.com
If a guy goes to an escort and uses a condom, what are the chances of him contracting an STD? What activities should be avoided at all costs? Do you think it matters if the escort is of the high class variety as opposed to a street-walker type? Any advice you may have on this matter would be appreciated!
Although there are no guarantees, a reputable escort company is usually very selective about screening their girls for STDs, whereas anyone is free to be a street-walker, as you put it. So, your best bet would be to seek out a reputable escort company. As for your other query, condoms are 99% effective against STDs and pregnancy, no matter whom you use them with. Unprotected oral sex and intercourse should be avoided at all costs.
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Sweden’s third largest city has legalized topless bathing at public swimming pools
The City of Malmö decision after initially being asked to vote on a motion that would force women to cover up after a feminist group started appearing at pools topless. Instead they voted in an amended version that said that “everybody should wear bathing suits,” leaving the door open for topless bathing as long as the woman was wearing a bottom part of a bikini.
A council spokesman told The Local that “We don’t define what bathing suits men should wear so it doesn’t make much sense to do it for women. And besides, it’s not unusual for men to have large breasts that resemble women’s breasts.”
The leader of the feminist group behind the law said that “It’s a question of equality. I think it’s a problem that women are sexualized in this way. If women are forced to wear a top, shouldn’t men also have to?
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