For The Week Of 07/07/2003
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Bill Clinton trips and falls over a bridge railing while jogging one morning. Before the Secret Service guys can get to him, three kids who are fishing pull him out of the water below. He’s so grateful, he offers the kids whatever they want. The first kid shouts, “I want to go to Disneyland with my friends!” and Bill replies, “No problem. I’ll take you on Air Force One.” The second kid says, “I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordans,” to which Bill says, “I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!” The third kid says, “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!” Clinton, looking perplexed, utters: “But, son, you don’t look like you’re handicapped.” The kid answers, “I will be once my dad finds out I saved your sorry ass from drowning.”

History Of The Blowjob -Great Read.
Stop Telemarketing Calls -Awesome!
Rate My Ass! -Bootylicious!
Slick Deals -Awesome Deals and Bargins!
First Church Of Simba -WTF!
Bouncing Ball -Game Of The Week!
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Cheat....US Postal Service!

Why pay exorbitant postage fees when you can save money by reusing stamps? If you ever use self-addressed, stamped envelopes for anything (like sending yourself birthday cards), simply apply a layer of Elmer’s glue to the stamp (making sure to leave a dollop for glue boogers!) and let it dry, leaving a clear coating that is undetectable. When the postmark is printed on the stamp, it’s really only applied to the glue. After getting the self-addressed envelope back, stick the now-cancelled stamp in some hot water for a minute or so and presto, off comes the glue and the cancellation mark. Reuse to your heart’s content. Or until you discover e-mail. contributions or suggestions to

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I just broke up with this chick & She’s Gone Psycho! How do I get Rid of her for good?

Well, depends how serious you are? I take it that you’ve tried asking her Just to leave you alone & that’s not Working, Now my friend you must go To extreme measures to get this crazy Biatch off your back. Let’s start with the Phone calls, its very simple Change your #, it’ll cost about $12.00 & it’ll be $12.00 Well spent. Next showing up @ your Work places, another simple solution, stay Out of site for a couple of days /weeks & When she drops by or calls have a friend Employee tell her that you’ve quit & will EVER be back there again. Showing up @ Your house, this will be a bit of a mission But if you want to get rid of her you must DISSAPEAR so my suggestion is DO NOT LEAVE YOUR CAR PARK OUTSIDE! Find another place to park for a week or two Just until this Girl gets tired of trying to hunt You down…Now , if you have followed all Directions & still have a problem, well then The only thing I can suggest is a restraining order. I know it sounds a little harsh but if this girl is not Catching any clues then you will have no choice… I guarantee that that will get rid of her for good.


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Anthony Scott Ward, 40, and Melissa Coleman, 27, were arrested in Prestonburg, Ky., following a Memorial Day incident at a playground (with kids nearby), in which Coleman was bound face down on a picnic table, being paddled by Ward with a boat oar, in what authorities described as consensual "foreplay." Police recovered a cache of bondage items from the couple, including ceremonial hoods, handcuffs, prosthetic sexual tools, ropes, chains, collars, clamps, vibrating devices, lubricants and a cattle prod. [Floyd County Times, 5-30-03]

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