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After a woman meets a man in a bar, they talk and end up leaving together. They get back to his flat, and as he's showing her around, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of them - all arranged in size, from the smallest on the shelves along the floor, to the huge daddy bears on the very top shelf. Although surprised, the woman decides not to mention this to him. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks smiling, "How was it?", "Well," says the man, frowning. "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."
Step1:If you can, sleep in an extra hour on Monday mornings. Going to bed early on Sunday night doesn't always help because most people will remain awake until their usual bedtime.Step2:If you can't sleep in by a full hour (and most of us can't), take action Sunday night to shorten your morning preparation time so that you can set the alarm for 15 minutes later than usual. Wash your hair, pack lunches, lay out your outfit or pack your briefcase on Sunday night.Step3:Hop out of bed the moment you wake up on Monday morning. Lingering in that downy comforter will only draw out the agony.Step4:End your shower with a jolt of cold water to tear yourself out of your grogginess. Or exercise in the morning to get your blood pumping and to release those feel-good endorphins.Step5:Get out in the sunlight. Bright light tells your body that it is indeed the morning and helps reset your internal clock.Step6:Drink coffee or another caffeine beverage. Although it's not healthy to drink caffeine to the point of addiction, caffeine, when used in moderation, can give your Monday mornings that much-needed oomph and alertness.Step7:Anticipate your Monday morning on Friday afternoon. Fight the temptation to race away from a messy desk. Clean up your desk and leave yourself a to-do list to make Monday morning a little more tolerable. Feel free to send contributions or suggestions to email@example.com
I always hear people talk about the size of a womanís vagina being three to five inches. I would like to know how big a womanís vagina is when she is fully aroused?
Just like the sizes of menís penises vary, so do the sizes of womenís vaginas. While there isnít any official data concerning average vagina size, it is safe to say that at a non-aroused state, the average vagina is usually around three to four inches deep. When it aroused, however, the vagina expands inward a few inches (again, the depth varies from woman to woman) to make intercourse more comfortable and pleasurable.
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BARNEGAT, N.J.óIt's the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.
Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.
Police tell the Asbury Park Press the man was late to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school.
The lockdown began shortly after 9 a.m. Wednesday and lasted until 9:30.
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