For The Week Of 07/10/2006
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JOKE OF THE WEEK


Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck."

His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." Adam decided to to his friend's advice.

The next day at the bar his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," Adam replied.

"Did she like it?"

"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"

SITES OF THE WEEK
Portable Stripper Poles -Who Needs Strip Clubs?
Lawrence Of America -Porn Documentary
Adam Carolla -vs. Ann Coulter
Rock Stacking -WTF?
SpinAmazing Video
Mind Your Manor -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat..losers!
Next time it rains, stop in at any hotel or airline lost and found. Tell them you lost your umbrella the last time you were there, and youíll be given a choice of hundreds to choose from. Works with designer sunglasses and pens too!
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Q: submited by Franky
I work with a lot of sexy women, younger and older, who know I am married, but they flirt with me anyway. Sometimes I think they want more and that maybe I want more from them, too. The temptation is so bad (but it feels so good), but I love my wife and donít want to hurt her. What do I do?
A:
So temptation has your nads in a death grip. So what? It happens to everyone. The solution to your dilemma is simple: If you truly love your wife and you even more truly donít want to hurt her, donít. Look, Iím not saying that dealing with the temptation demon isnít a bitch, because it is. But how you do deal with it makes you the man you are. Nobody grows balls by confronting things that come easy. Thatís kidís stuff. So be the man you are, and handle the situation appropriately. Remember, nothingís wrong with a little harmless flirting now and then, but if the name Clarence Thomas comes up, back off. Not to mention, flirting does not always equal intention,so whoís to say these women would be willing anyway. Besides, the problem lies with you. If you find that youíve done everything you can (honestly) and the temptation is still too hot to handle, then consider that you may have deeper problems with your wife and deal with thoseóalso like a man.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Mike Hawk- Greatest Prank Ever!
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
A 26-year-old Montreal man appears to have succeeded in his quest to barter a single, red paper-clip all the way up to a house. It took almost a year and 14 trades, but Kyle MacDonald has been offered a two-storey farmhouse in Kipling, Sask., for a paid role in a movie. MacDonald began his quest last summer when he decided he wanted to live in a house. He didn't have a job, so instead of posting a resumť, he looked at a red paper-clip on his desk and decided to trade it on an internet website. He got a response almost immediately ó from a pair of young women in Vancouver who offered to trade him a pen that looks like a fish. MacDonald then bartered the fish pen for a handmade doorknob from a potter in Seattle. In Massachusetts, MacDonald traded the doorknob for a camp stove. He traded the stove to a U.S. marine sergeant in California for a 100-watt generator. In Queens, N.Y., he exchanged the generator for the "instant party kit" ó an empty keg and an illuminated Budweiser beer sign. MacDonald then traded the keg and sign for a Bombardier snowmobile, courtesy of a Montreal radio host. He bartered all the way up to an afternoon with rock star Alice Cooper, a KISS snow globe and finally a paid role in a Corbin Bernsen movie called Donna on Demand. "Now, I'm sure the first question on your mind is, "Why would Corbin Bernsen trade a role in a film for a snow globe? A KISS snow globe," MacDonald said on his website "one red paper-clip." "Well, Corbin happens to be arguably one of the biggest snow globe collectors on the planet." Now, the town of Kipling, Sask., located about two hours east of Regina with a population of 1,100, has offered MacDonald a farmhouse in exchange for the role in the movie. MacDonald and his girlfriend will fly to the town next Wednesday. "We are going to show them the house, give them the keys to the house and give them the key to the town and just have some fun," said Pat Jackson, mayor of Kipling. The town is going to hold a competition for the movie role. MacDonald said: "There's people all over the world that are saying that they have paper-clips clipped to the top of their computer, or on their desk or on their shirt, and it proves that anything is possible and I think to a certain degree it's true." MacDonald, who has attracted international media in his quest, said the journey has turned out to be more exciting than the goal. "This is not the end. This may be the end of this segment of the story, but this story will go on. "
 
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