For The Week Of 07/04/2005
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JOKE OF THE WEEK


The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The fucking funeral director would be my guess?!"

SITES OF THE WEEK
Hooter Shooters -A Must Have
Subtle Lesbianism -In Women Sports
Danny Way -Amazing Jumps
Body Modification-Weird
Live 8 -Amazing Acts
zombie -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Credit Card Cash Advance
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Q: submited by Ricky
My new girlfriend claims she's bisexual. That means I can have a three-way with her and another chick, right? How do I set this up?
A:

Unfortunately, dating a bi chick is not a free pass to a three-way. It depends on whether she's into having sex with more than one person at a time. But statistically at least, the odds of you getting together with her and another woman are improved by her being bi. The way not to go about this is to mention how hot her friend Tracy is, and would Tracy be into a three-way? Talk to your girlfriend honestly about your fantasy to get a feeling for whether she'd be into it. Try to emphasize how hot you think she is, how accepting you are of her bisexuality, and how hot it would be to see her with another woman, going at each other lustfully, dildos-a-flying, so she doesn't get the impression you just want two women servicing you (even if that is what you want). If she indicates that she's game, try cruising for chicks together at a bar or a party. Let her pick the ones she thinks are attractive, and let her chat them up. In the event that you are lucky enough to score a three-way, don't hog the spotlight - sit back and let the girls have some time to themselves while you watch and jerk off, or double-team your girl with the other chick. On the other hand, having a bisexual girlfriend can mean she will leave you for a woman. In fact, that's probably more likely than you realizing your two-girls-one-guy scenario. There are advantages and disadvantages to weigh.

-Tina

 
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Rodney
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
The city has agreed to pay $1.75 million to a Bronx man who lost a testicle after a cop kicked him in the groin during a traffic stop 12 years ago. Edward Dominguez, 29, was a teenager when he suffered the injury that has made it impossible for him to father children, according to his lawyer. "He would love to be a father," said attorney Barry Weiss. "He comes from a close-knit family and he is the only boy. The Dominguez family line will stop with Edward unless he undergoes an in-vitro-like process to father a child." According to court papers, Dominguez was a passenger in a car driven by his brother-in-law on April 21, 1993, when cops stopped them on the Bronx River Parkway believing the auto might be stolen. The two men were placed facedown on the pavement and handcuffed, then transported to the 52nd Precinct stationhouse. At the stationhouse, Dominguez claimed he was kicked in the groin by one of the arresting officers, Police Officer Francisco Rodriguez. But he and his brother-in-law were later released and no criminal charges were filed against them. Hours later, Dominguez was taken to Montefiore Medical Center because his testicle was swollen. Weeks later, it had to be surgically removed. Dominguez sued the city and Rodriguez. In 1994, a departmental judge found the cop guilty of abuse and recommended he lose 30 days' pay and be put on probation for a year. Rodriguez was later indicted for criminal assault, but was acquitted after a nonjury trial before Bronx Supreme Court Justice John Moore in 1998. The city fought the civil case for years, but finally agreed to pay up on Jan. 27, two days before it was scheduled for trial. The deal was first reported last week on the Web site Verdictsearch.com. "We feel the settlement will bring closure to all parties," said city Law Department spokeswoman Laura Postiglione. Weiss said Dominguez, an aspiring singer who performs in the city, Miami and the Dominican Republic, feels vindicated.
 
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