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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.
Two o'clock and no hired hand.
Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."
He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt."
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."
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SAN FRANCISCO, CA -- California Highway Patrol Officers Michael Ball and Nick Herman stopped Olan Yahal Mitchell, 27, for speeding in a Toyota Scion on Cleveland Avenue near Highway 101 in Santa Rosa at about 2:40 a.m. Saturday, authorities said.
Mitchell, who the officers believed was driving under the influence, refused to submit to field sobriety tests and was put in the front seat of the CHP cruiser.
"While seated, Mitchell began to lick the keyboard of the officer's computer," CHP Officer Jonathan Sloat said. "The officer ordered Mitchell to not interfere with any equipment. Mitchell repeated this behavior, and the officer reached in to move the computer out of his reach."
That's when Mitchell kicked the officer, prompting both officers to restrain him and put him the back of a "caged" patrol cruiser, Sloat said.
Mitchell was booked at the Sonoma County Jail on suspicion of DUI, resisting arrest, battery on a peace officer, driving without a license and possession of marijuana.
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