Two Rednecks, Larry and Doug, are sitting at their
favorite bar, drinking beer.
Larry turns to Doug and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life
without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go
to the Community College and sign up for some classes.'
Doug thinks it's a good idea and the two leave.
The next day, Larry goes down to the college and
meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the
four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic. '
Logic?' Larry says. 'What's that?'
The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do
you own a weed eater?'
'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed
eater, I think that you would have a yard.'
'That's true, I do have a yard.'
'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a
yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'
'Yes, I do have a house.'
'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically
have a family.'
'Yes, I have a family.
'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically
you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells
me you must be a heterosexual.'
'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out
all of that because I have a weed eater..'
Excited to take the class now, Larry Shakes the Dean's
hand and leaves to go meet Doug at the bar.
He tells Doug about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English,
History, and Logic.
'Logic?' Doug says, 'What's that?'
Larry says, i'll give you an example.
'Do you have a weed eater?'
'Then you're a queer'.
My girlfriend gives me oral sex and we French kiss sometimes in between. If I go down on her, would sperm survive the trip (penis to girl's mouth to my mouth to vagina)?
This is quite the complicated equation, isnít it? Well for what itís worth, I have quite a simple answer: No. Unless your girlfriend stores your ejaculate in her cheeks, spits it into your mouth while kissing, and then you ever so unromantically expel it into her vagina during your bout of oral sex, itís very doubtful that any of the tiny amount of sperm present in your pre-ejaculate (since you say the kissing is done during oral sex) will survive such a trip.
If youíre still not convinced, give up the kissing or the oral sex. I leave the decision to your discretion.