For The Week Of 07/18/2011
Happy with all the porn you are taking off Sublime… time to give something back...
This week's Sublime times features more jokes, cool sites, cheat tips, and of course
sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
world-famous Sublime T-shirts and hats if we use your submission on ANY of the sections below...
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo falls off the back and hits the windscreen. To protect their innocence the mother turns around and says "Dont worry that was just a bug struggling to fly". Suprised the son says "No wonder it couldn't fly with a cock as big as that!"

SITES OF THE WEEK
Photos Of -Office Fridges!
The Story -Of Man!
Historical -Meet-Ups!
Dads -On Vacation!
Gary Busey -Goes to War!
Pothead Zombies -Flash Game!
TIPS AND TRICKS
De-Stink Your Shoes with a Coffee Filter & Baking Soda

Do your shoes stink? Sorry, that was a bit forward, but...do they? Really, it's nothing to be embarrassed about. You can solve the problem pretty easily with a coffee filter and baking soda. Blog with a self-explanatory name Free Shipping has discovered you can de-stink your shoes by taking a coffee filter, filling it with a little backing soda, and binding the baking soda inside. Just toss your home-made baking soda bomb inside the smelly shoe and let it sit overnight. In the morning things should smell a whole lot better.

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ASK TINA

Q: submitted by sg

What do you think about 3somes? How do I go about doing it?

A:
As long as both partners are okay with the event and will not be jealous of one another with the third party, It can be a lot of fun.

-Tina

AskmyGF
 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
This is our special section that will bring you a new Sublime clip every week. It will either be filmed by us or sent in by you guys.

Pool Chair Flip


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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
WOONSOCKET, RI -- A freak accident in Rhode Island has left the future of a UK cheerleader up in the air. UK cheerleader Dylan Smith was back home in Rhode Island for the summer and was teaching a cheerleading class Saturday. Shortly after his class was over at Superior Cheers in Woonsocket, Rhode Island, police say he was doing some tumbling of his own and on one particular move he landed and leaned back into a secured door. The door gave way and police say he began to fall four stories. They say he did a back flip in mid-air in the attempt to land on his feet, a move that may have saved his life. Smith suffered a fractured pelvis, and dislocated hip, but he is already back up on his feet using a walker. His coach and family are hoping for a full recovery and to see Smith back in his element this fall.
 
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