For The Week Of 07/21/2003
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He’s going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, “OK jerk, I’ve heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person’s physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person…because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large…all in the name of humor.” Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, but the blonde pipes up, “You stay out of this mister, I’m talking to that little bastard on your knee!”

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Of all the companies on the Internet, eBay’s about the only one turning a profit, and, frankly, that’s gotta stop. I mean, by the time you’ve sold your 1973 Topps baseball card set, they’ve taken a listing fee and a percentage of the final take. But there’s a way to put a hole in their cyber-pocket and add more money to yours: by dodging the selling fee. Simply register your item as you would normally, only set an obscene reserve price that no one could possibly reach. If some idiot does, well, hell, pat yourself lovingly on the behind for making some easy rube rubles. But assuming no one is dumb enough to match your ludicrous reserve price, e-mail the highest bidder once the auction has expired and cut a deal. You’ll avoid the sales fee and make more than you ever thought possible on that Davey Lopes rookie card. contributions or suggestions to

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What is a good way to get rid of a one night stand!

Here are a couple good ones, Wake up before she does, call your best friend & have them call you, then explain to the Chick, that there is an emergency @ your office & You’ve got to go NOW, politely push her out the Door & PROMISE to call her later. Also, you can get her to take a shower & while she’s Showering, make the bed fold all of her clothes nice & neatly Then leave a note saying that you had a dire family Emergency & again, let her know you’ll call her later, Hide in closet ‘til she’s gone. Then there always the classic, one that I can guarantee to Work. Wake up screaming FIRE FIRE you got to go, Don’t give her time to think throw her & all her crap out the Door (that way she has NO reason for coming back) & of course TELL HER YOU’LL CALL HER LATER!


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Teenage girls in the United States and New Zealand show a particularly strong tendency to engage in sexual activity and to get pregnant if they grew up in families without a father present, a new long-term study finds. "These findings may support social policies that encourage fathers to form and remain in families with their children, unless the marriage is highly [conflicted] or violent," conclude psychologist Bruce J. Ellis of the University of Canterbury in New Zealand and his coworkers in the May/June Child Development. Prior studies have shown early sexual activity and teenage pregnancy among girls who grow up from infancy without a father. However, scientists have generally assumed that precocious sexuality results from a mix of adverse influences, including a father's absence, divorce, poverty, and the lack of parental guidance. For their new analysis, the investigators studied 242 girls living in one of three U.S. cities and 520 girls living in Christchurch, New Zealand. Participants were interviewed annually from age 5 to 18, and their mothers were interviewed each year. Among the U.S. girls, a father's absence was associated with his daughter's sexual activity before age 16 and teenage pregnancy regardless of other adversities, Ellis' group reports. In New Zealand, additional problems showed a modest correlation with the girls' sexual activity. In both countries, rates of teenage pregnancy were highest among girls who had lived in single-parent homes the longest. The teen pregnancy rate was nearly 8 times as high among girls who were no more than 5 years old when their fathers departed as among girls in two-parent families. The pregnancy rate among girls who were between 6 and 13 years old when their fathers left was about 3 times that of two-parent teens. In the United States, absent fathers were associated only with girls' early sexual activity and teenage pregnancy and not with other behavioral, emotional, or academic problems, the researchers say. In New Zealand, girls who grew up without fathers also exhibited relatively high rates of delinquency and school troubles. "It's surprising to find such a specific relationship between absent fathers and girls' later sexual behavior," comments psychologist Sara R. Jaffee of the Institute of Psychiatry in London. A father's presence doesn't always serve children well, she says. In the Jan./Feb. Child Development, a team led by Jaffee reported that, at age 5, boys and girls in two-parent families with impulsive, irritable, and often violent fathers exhibit more behavioral problems than do children living only with their mothers. That study took place in England and Wales. Ellis is examining two possible causes of his provocative correlation. Girls who see their single mothers date many partners may become primed for early sexual exploration. Or, a father's absence early in life may trigger doubts in girls about male reliability that hasten sexual activity and reproduction, as well as promote a preference for brief relationships.

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