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A man is sitting at home on the veranda having drinks with his wife and he says, “I love you.”
She asks, “Now is that you or the beer talking?” He replies, “It’s me...talking to the beer.”
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I love being the vixen for my boyfriend and taking charge, but sometimes I want him to start things. Not only that but I'm ALWAYS on top. Every time, without fail. It's kind of like he can't get into it unless I'm doing all the work.
Like I said, I like being in charge, but sometimes I just want him to throw ME down and do the dirty. I've tried talking to him about it, but it doesn't do any good.
What should I do?
If talking to him gently isn't working then tell him outright that it's what you want!
Also you could tease him to death but don't jump on him! Let him come to you if he wants a fuck after you fool around with him :-)
COALVILLE, UT -- Summit County emergency responders received a report of a mudslide disaster in Coalville on Wednesday morning, and geared up for a major response.
"We in fact dispatched our Summit County Public Works, the fire departments from both North Summit and the Park City area," Summit County Sheriff's Sgt. Ron Bridge said. "Search and rescue was staging to respond as well."
The caller, an elderly woman, had told the dispatcher that a mudslide had taken place near west Hoytsville Road, near the Weber River upstream of Echo Reservoir. Her husband had also been injured or trapped.
"Upon arrival there was no water in the area, it wasn't even close to the river and there was no mudslide at all," Bridge said.
Instead, police found the caller's husband injured from a minor ATV crash in a field. Upon investigating, they learned the woman is visually impaired. Her husband had called out to her following the crash, but she misunderstood what he was saying and incorrectly told the dispatcher there had been a mudslide.
The emergency responders who had not yet arrived on scene were ordered to stand down as word spread of the unusual circumstances.
"We're relunctant to pull back," in such cases Bridge said. "We're grateful that the incident wasn't what was called in. Obviously we handled the minor collision. The gentleman was treated for minor injuries and released back to his wife."
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