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A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?"
The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!" To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my love wads in your mouth for the last 20 years and you're still fucking talking aren't you?"
1:Remove underwear to expose your erect penis.
Lay perpendicular to your partner on your side.
Position your legs in a “scissor-ed” fashion, with your bottom leg under her bottom leg, your upper leg between her legs. You should have a view of her buttocks and back and your legs should create a 45 degree angle toward her head.
Insert the penis into your partner’s vagina.
Allow your partner to adjust so you are not putting too much pressure on her lower leg and drape her upper leg around your waist. Then begin thrusting.
Caress, grab or slap your partner’s buttocks. Alternatively, you can stimulate her anus with your fingers.Feel free to send contributions or suggestions to firstname.lastname@example.org
What foods, vitamins and/or herbs will help a man produce more semen faster when replacing that lost during intercourse?
A healthy man doesn't really need any help replacing lost (or expelled) semen -- the testicles do that all on their own and are always working on overdrive. So, don't worry, your boys are still in there.
What I can advise you on is vitamins/minerals you can take to actually produce more semen in general.
Vitamins C and E and zinc are found in the prostate and are necessary to produce semen. Also, amino acids like L-Arginine and L-Lysine are also helpful in increasing sperm quantity. Finally, drink lots of water -- if you're well hydrated, you'll notice an increase in the actual volume of your ejaculate.
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BATON ROUGE, LA (WAFB) - State troopers say a man was arrested Sunday morning after allegedly driving drunk to a state trooper station, mistaking it for a hotel.
Troopers say Mitchell Deslatte, 25, knocked on the front door of Troop A.
After troopers buzzed him in, Deslatte asked the trooper working at the desk if he was in a hotel.
Deslatte was booked with DWI.
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