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JOKE OF THE WEEK
An American dude, a French dude, and a Japanese dude barely survive a shipwreck. While clinging to floating debris and paddling towards shore they discuss what they will do to survive.
The American dude says: Well, I am a carpenter by trade, so I'll build us a shelter.
The French dude says: Ho-hoh! Yers trulee eez the greatest chef ever! I shall make grand meals to feed us!
It gets decided that the Japanese dude would be in charge of supplies.
After kicking for hours they finally reach the shoreline, completely exhausted. The Japanese dude gets up and sprints with deer-like speed into the jungle. The American and French dudes look at each other and shrug, then get to work.
By the following evening, the American and French dudes have a reasonable shelter, a reliable firepit, and have enjoyed a few good meals. They decide to go on a search for their friend.
Hours go by as they trek the thick jungle, no sign of their friend anywhere.
Just as they are about to give up, the Japanese guy jumps down from a tree, throws his arms up and yells out: SUPPLIES!!!
Hooks Sends You Customized Alerts for Movies and More
Android: Your phone is the hub of all the information you need in daily life. You get notified every time one of the apps you have installed has some important information for you. Hooks aims to fill in the gap, by notifying you of a wide variety of events outside the specific apps you have installed.
The app has a variety of alerts you can subscribe to, including when a new video is added to a certain YouTube channel, when it rains in your city, when a particular director releases a new film, and plenty more.
As Android Police notes, this is very similar to the Channels feature in Pushbullet, though with a much higher degree of customization.
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Also what's a good way to start a conversation with a woman?"
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MYRTLE BEACH, SC -- A woman, who spent four hours at a Myrtle Beach seafood buffet and was then asked to leave after causing a disturbance, was arrested after telling police Jesus would pay for her meal, authorities said.
April Lee Yates, 51, whose hometown was not listed in the report, was charged with defrauding a restaurant after police said she went to the there without any money, knowing she couldn’t pay her tab.
Myrtle Beach police officers were called about 9:15 p.m. Sunday to Bennett’s Calabash Seafood Buffet Restaurant at 2900 N. Kings Highway in reference to a patron being unwilling to pay the bill, authorities said.
Police spoke with management when they arrived, who told them Yates arrived four hours earlier to eat dinner and was asked to leave after causing a disturbance among other patrons.
Management told police she said she would not pay her bill, according to the police report.
Police said they asked Yates if she had any money on her and she said no. Authorities said Yates replied that Jesus would pay for her when she was asked who she thought would pick up her tab.
Yates was then arrested and taken to the Myrtle Beach Jail.
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