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The day before this wedding a young man asked his dad if he had any fatherly advice to give "just two things son" the father said "first off, tell her you must have one night a week to go out with the boys"" and what's the other one?" the son asked. His father replied, "don't waste it on the boys"
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Step2:Take your right foot back about one and a half to two feet, keeping your knees soft (slightly bent), your hips square and standing on the ball of your right foot.Step3:Elevate your right knee up towards your hips and aim it at a specific target(this is called the chamber position of the kick).Step4:Once you have the target in sight, start to drive the ball of your foot towards that target in a pushing motion. Think leg press at your local gym.Step5:Make contact with the target and proceed to thrust through it for another six to eight inches.Step6:Retrack the right foot from the target and return to the chamber position.Step7:Put the right foot back down and return to the stance you were in at step 2. Feel free to send contributions or suggestions to firstname.lastname@example.org
Sometimes I notice ejaculate on my penis when I urinate, especially if I'm sitting on the can. Is this normal?
Unless you are ejaculating in your briefs, you shouldn’t be finding sporadic droppings of semen on your penis.You may find some semen on your penis if you’ve recently ejaculated, since a tiny amount of “leftover” semen tends to discharge from the penis shortly after orgasm.If you haven’t ejaculated, there is a slight chance that you may be experiencing penile discharge, which is a fluid that is neither semen nor urine and that is released from the urethra (at the tip of the penis). I don’t mean to alarm you, but penile discharge is often the cause of a sexually transmitted disease, and is often accompanied by other symptoms like rashes, frequent urges to urinate and a burning sensation during urination.If you are experiencing any of these symptoms, contact your physician immediately.
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ISLIP TERRACE, N.Y. (AP) A Long Island man has been charged with driving from home drunk with his wife on the roof of their car, throwing her to the ground and seriously injuring her.
Suffolk County police said Diamond Mircea was fighting with his wife, Monica Mircea, at their Islip Terrace home around 12:30 Sunday morning. They said he jumped into the car and she climbed onto the car's roof to try to stop him.Police said the husband drove one block before his wife fell to the street and hit her head.The husband has been charged with vehicular assault and driving while intoxicated. He's been jailed pending arraignment Monday.
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