For The Week Of 07/31/2006
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A young boy is standing on a street corner swatting flies. Everytime he sees a fly he utters, "fucking flies, fucking flies."

Just as the boy says it a shocked priest walks up and says, "You should not curse the flies because every one of God's creations has a purpose."

The little boy, unmoved by the priest's objection says, "bullshit."

"Well tell me 3 things on this earth that God has made without a cause" says the priest.

The boy looks at him with a grin and replies, "Tits on a nun, balls on a priest, and these fucking flies."

SITES OF THE WEEK
Da Break Up song -Easy As Pie!
Snail Mail -send Them A Letter
Mouse Party -Stealing Jokes
Coin Ring -How To Make One!
Movie Quiz-Sweet
Storm The House -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat..Moving Companies!
If youíre facing a big moving job and canít afford a van line, call a local moving company with experience moving people from state to state. Call the dispatcher and tell him/her that youíre an owner-operator and need labor for the next day; these guys get paid cash and, for their know-how, itís a bargain. To make sure youíre saving money, call and get a free estimate from all of the large moving companies. For people with large houses moving long distances, they can save thousands. contributions or suggestions to webmaster@sublimedirectory.com
ASK TINA

Q: submited by Rachel
With my last boyfriend, I would go down and lick it clean after the deed. He loved it, but I am worried about doing it with my next guy. In general, do guys like this, or would they find it completely disgusting?
A:
With a porn move like that, youíre not gonna get many complaints. But you never know; one manís meat is another manís Tofurky. So while most guys would find your stick-and-lick tendencies quite delicious, other, perhaps more uptight (and mildly retarded) ones, may find them, well, tasteless. It all depends on the individual. There are ways to tell whether your new man might be into your lipstick on the dipstick trick or possibly something freakier still. Does he like to experiment with different sexual positions, or are his moves so vanilla that doiní it facing the wrong way on the bed sends him into a tizzy? Does he dive right down on you, or do bodily fluids freak him out? If you think he tends toward the former, then go ahead, send in the cleanup crew! If not, we have about 2.5 million readers who want your number.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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The Great Bike Escape!
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
LONDON (Reuters) - If you're looking for happiness, go and live in Denmark. It is the happiest country in the world while Burundi in Africa is the most unhappy, according to a report by a British scientist released Friday. Adrian White, an analytical social psychologist at the University of Leicester in central England, based his study on data from 178 countries and 100 global studies from the likes of the United Nations and the World Health Organization. "We're looking much more at whether you are satisfied with your life in general," White told Reuters. "Whether you are satisfied with your situation and environment." The main factors that affected happiness were health provision, wealth and education, according to White who said his research had produced the "first world map of happiness." Following behind Denmark came Switzerland, Austria, Iceland and the Bahamas. At the bottom came the Democratic Republic of Congo, Zimbabwe and Burundi. The United States came in at 23rd, Britain was in 41st place, Germany 35th and France 62nd. Countries involved in conflicts, such as Iraq, were not included. "Smaller countries tend to be a little happier because there is a stronger sense of collectivism and then you also have the aesthetic qualities of a country," White said. "We were surprised to see countries in Asia scoring so low, with China 82nd, Japan 90th, and India 125th. These are countries that are thought as having a strong sense of collective identity which other researchers have associated with well-being." He admitted collecting data based on well-being was not an exact science, but said the measures used were very reliable in predicting health and welfare outcomes. Regular studies by academics across the globe using the same tests would allow researchers to better understand what factors affected happiness and White said he hoped every country in the future would carry out bi-annual checks.
 
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