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OF THE WEEK
Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
A: One's a Goodyear; the other's a great year.
1:Keep fit. If you eat well and exercise, you will feel more inclined to engage in sexual activity.
Eliminate stress. Stressors, such as work and family, can cause a woman to lose interest in sex. Finding ways to cope with or reduce the stress in her life will help a woman feel more in the mood for sex.
Consider the medications she is on. Many prescriptions, including acne medications, have been known to decrease female libido.
Get her to take a female libido enhancer. There are many products on the market that are known to naturally increase female sex drive. Provestra increases libido and the product is doctor endorsed.
Visit a physician. A physician can rule out any possible physical problems causing a low sex drive. The doctor may choose to prescribe the hormone testosterone in order to increase the woman's sex drive.Feel free to send contributions or suggestions to firstname.lastname@example.org
My girlfriend had her yearly visit and they found an STD. She swore she didnít cheat on me, but I donít believe her. Should I break up with her?
Hold on there cowboy -- she just might be telling the truth. Depending on which STD, there are a number of ways a person can contract one aside from sexual contact. Non-sexual contacts with body fluids (blood, semen, breast milk, vaginal secretions), toilet seats, locker rooms, and even sharing clothes have the possibility of transmitting an infection. Some STDs can remain dormant and itís even possible she contracted it from you if youíre asymptomatic, or not showing symptoms. Many STDs do not show traditional symptoms like painful urination, discharge, sores, redness, or changes in odor. Donít jump to conclusions. This could be a golden opportunity for you to show your communication skills, support, intelligence, and maturity when faced with a difficult relationship obstacle.
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A Greek woman set fire to a British man's genitals at a club after he allegedly made sexual advances on her.
The unidentified woman is being praised by her hometown in Crete for what she did and for also turning herself in to police immediately after the alleged incident. She has been charged with causing bodily injury and endangering private property, according to the Telegraph .
Police said that the incident took place at a club in the Greek resort town of Malia. The British man, who police have also not yet identified, allegedly took off his pants there and waved his genitals at a number of girls. He is then said to have "forcefully fondled" the Greek woman and asked her to hold his genitals.
The woman asked the man to stop harassing her, police said, and when he didn't, she poured Sabucco, a liquor that resembles Greek ouzo, on his private area.
When the man continued his advances, police said that's when the woman set fire to his genitals using a lighter.
The man is currently at in a Heraklion, Crete, clinic being treated for second-degree burns to his testicles and penis.
The judge and prosecutor in the case have agreed to set the woman free pending trial, which is an indication that they agreed with her argument of self-defense.
In July a New York man claimed his wife burned his genitals when she poured hot water on him while he was sleeping . He told the New York Post that she was upset over his infidelity.
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