For The Week Of 08/12/2003
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A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about “pussy,” and their “bitch.” The boy, confused by this, approaches his mother. “Mom, what’s a pussy?” The mother, startled by this, thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says “Son, that is a pussy.” The son then asks “What’s a bitch?” The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says “Son, this is a bitch.” The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says “Dad, what’s a pussy?” The father doesn’t want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out a copy of Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vagina and says “Son, this is a pussy!” The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks “Then, what is a bitch?” The dad replies, “Everything outside the circle.”

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My boyfriend and I have been together for more than a year. He hates having sex with me because he always orgasms quickly -- within a couple of minutes. It doesn't bother me at all, and I've told him as much, but it still really upsets him. What can I do?

Unfortunately, a guy’s greatest concern during sex is fear of failure. So each time he cums too soon, he becomes more anxious about the next time. Eventually, his anxiety is so overwhelming that he prefers not to have sex at all! You assure him the problem does not bother you, but you should be bothered because he is bothered. I'm not suggesting you start nagging him, which will only make him more nervous. On the contrary, I think you should stop talking about it completely. Every time he fails to delay orgasm, his ego is damaged, and bringing it up only makes him more uncomfortable. Instead of talking about it, set aside sometime for playful sex with lots of games and foreplay. Make sure he is comfortable in the surroundings and feels no pressure to perform. Build up the intensity of your heated sessions, but the moment things get hot, pull back for a couple of minutes before starting again. Tease him a little. Prolong the sex as long as you can. You can also have him use two condoms to decrease sensation and help him control himself. Once he feels more confident, his performance should improve, and premature ejaculation will become a problem of the past. Good luck…


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CALCUTTA, India - Prostitutes in Calcutta are turning to the Kama Sutra, an ancient Indian treatise on sex, to deal with customers who refuse to use condoms. A voluntary organization holding a safe sex workshop for prostitutes is using the book to teach them how to use methods other than intercourse with their clients in a bid to curb AIDS (news - web sites) and other sexually transmitted diseases. The Kama Sutra "is a rich reservoir of techniques for a satisfying sexual experience without intercourse," Rajyashree Choudhuri, of the Institute for International Social Development, said Sunday. "Many customers think using a condom is unbecoming of their manliness," said Choudhuri, who is running the workshop with a team of doctors and Indian classical dancers. The West Bengal state government's AIDS control department is supporting the six-month workshop. West Bengal state has nearly 40,000 brothel-based sex workers, about half of them in the capital, Calcutta

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