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OF THE WEEK
My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.
Then she told me to take off her skirt.
Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore.
Step1:Unplug any cables or power cords from the electronic equipment before working on them. Remove any component cables leading to other devices.Step2:Wipe down the electronic equipment with a soft damp cloth starting at the top of the device and working downwards. Wipe away any accumulated dust, lint or dander.Step3:Use a small amount of isopropyl alcohol on a soft cloth to remove fingerprints from any CDs or DVDs. Work from the center of the media outwards. Do not rub too hard or in a circular motion.Step4:Clean a LCD television or computer monitor screen by wiping a damp cloth gently across the screen once all power is disconnected. Wipe down the ventilation area to remove any dust. Clean the base with the same cloth.Step5:Open a computer case by removing the screws that hold the side in place. Blow dust and debris from the interior with a can of compressed air. Start at the power supply and blow through the rear ventilation fan. Continue to dust the motherboard, component slots and case.Step6:Insert a compact disc cleaning disc into CD and DVD players to better clean up these electronic devices from the inside. This cleans the interior lenses, removing dust accumulation that can lead to early device failure. Feel free to send contributions or suggestions to email@example.com
I was wondering what health issues my girlfriend and I need to watch out for when using a toy in her anus while having vaginal sex at the same time.?
Anal sex can be tricky because of the easy, accidental transfer of bacteria to the vagina, causing problems like urinary tract infections. If sheís using a sex toy that is solely designated for the anus, and will not be touching her vagina in any way, then itís perfectly OK to assume that having vaginal intercourse while simultaneously stimulating her anus wonít result in any harmful bacteria transfer. Just be careful with how you handle the used sex toy after all pleasuring has ceased. Make sure it doesnít come into contact with her vagina whatsoever, and that it gets washed with soap right after your lovemaking session -- you donít want to forget about washing it, and then reuse it at a later date. Not only is that highly unhygienic, but you might use it on or near the vagina the next time around, transferring that harmful bacteria you so desperately tried to avoid the first time.
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A clumsy criminal has left his driver's licence on the counter of the Townsville video store he robbed of cash and cigarettes.Police said the man was pretending to hire DVDs at the Civic Video at Garbutt when he jumped the counter and grabbed cash and cigarettes before fleeing about 8.20pm.Police said he dropped his driver's licence and "other identifying material"."Not the brightest crim we've come across," one policeman said.He was still to be found.
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