For The Week Of 08/09/02
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

One day after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town. “I’m lookin’ for the meanest, toughest, roughest hooker in the Yukon,” he said to the bartender. “We got her,” replied the bartender. “She’s upstairs in the second room on the right.” The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the hooker and two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked open the door and yelled, “I’m looking for the meanest, roughest, toughest hooker in the Yukon.” The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, “Well, you found her.” Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles. “How do you know I want that position first?” asked the miner. “I don’t,” replied the hooker, “I just thought you might like to open those beers first.”

SITES OF THE WEEK
Drunk Lingo -Look Cool When Making An Ass Of Yourself.
Nose Pickers -History Of!
Death Clock -Waisting Time- Dont!
Extreme Survival Quiz -Can You Make It!
Full Time Killer -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat.... Credit Card Late Fees!
If you’re charged a late fee on your bill, call your credit card company and tell them you sent a change of address request last month, and that they must not have received it. Explain that your bill may be late or unpaid, but that it’s not your fault, as you no longer live at the address where it was sent despite your change of address request. You’ll have to change your billing address with the phone rep during the call, but you’ll save a ton on the arms, legs and internal organs credit companies charge; just choose a friend or family member whose address you can use temporarily
Josh Amherst, MA

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Q: submitted by JW

My question is how do you bring up illicit drug usage to a new girl. I am a very responsible user. I live a very normal life, work hard, do well in school and like many of us normal people I enjoy smoking marijuana. How do I find out if a girl is cool with that? How long should I wait before even trying to bring it up? ANy tips would help cuz I like this girl and I don't wanna fuck it up yet.

A:

Great call on trying to feel someone out before you just start busting out drugs in front of them. some people have just been raised to think all drugs are made by the devil and you will die a horrible death if you use them (meanwhile, they'll have coffee three times a day and can not face the world without their prozac). you will want to make sure you don't have one of these types on your hands before you twist one up for a good bedroom session. i think you could bring it up casually in as little as a few dates. tell her you saw a special on larry king about the legalization of marijuana and see what side of the fence she falls on. if someone is so crazy that they can not even discuss the subject then he/she is probably a good one to avoid all together. if you want to live a long life i would highly suggest staying away from high strung preacher types...unless thats your "thing" of course. i think you've probably got nothing to worry about considering you are just talking about weed. if you were trying to find that special someone that is cool with a heroin addiction it might be a little different. there are millions of americans that responsibly use marijuana and it seems like everyday it is becoming more and more socially acceptable. if she doesn't smoke there is still a good chance that she just personally does not like it but has no problem with other people smoking it. while this may not be optimum, it is not a deal breaker either. she probably just likes drinking a few beers or blowing a rail of coke off a hard cock (at least you hope so). seriously though, its nice to see someone respect how someone feels about something and if she is half as respectful and open minded as you everything should be cool. ;-)

-JD

 
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HELSINKI (Reuters) - An Estonian prostitute is suing Finland for 21,930 euros (13,870 pounds) in lost income and personal damages after she was jailed for almost two months without being charged, her lawyer said. Known only as Tatyana, the 28-year-old was arrested in the spring for pimping when police broke up a prostitution ring operating in the Helsinki area and the southwestern city of Turku. After 51 days in jail, Tatyana was released when the prosecutor decided not to press charges. Prostitution is not a crime in Finland, but pimping is. Attorney Hans Mannsten told Reuters his client wanted 350 euros in lost revenues for every day spent in prison and an additional 80 euros per day for suffering. "The court initially said the amount we require for lost salary is too high, but we stand by our demands," Mannsten said. "Her friends made money and she could not when she was in jail, that is the problem." Court officials in Helsinki were not immediately available to comment on the case. Mannsten said he expected the suit to go to trial before the end of 2002.
 
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