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JOKE OF THE WEEK
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told
him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room,
the boy said to his manager, "Some asshole wants to buy a half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man
standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal and the man
went on his way.
Later the manager found the boy and said "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier.
We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?" "Canada, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Canada?" the
manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there." "Really!" said the manager. "My wife is from
CloudPlay Pulls Songs from iTunes, SoundCloud, etc.
Mac: You have a ton of different options for pulling songs from the internet and creating playlists. CloudPlay is a Mac app currently in beta
that lets you create playlists based on sources ranging from iTunes, SoundCloud, YouTube, and online radio. CloudPlay sits in the menu bar and
plays while you work. All you need to do is type in an artist you want to listen to, and then dump songs from various sources into one playlist.
You can create as many playlists as you want, or hunt down new ones right from the app. It's simple, but works really well.
You can download the
beta version for free right now from the CloudPlay developer's web site.
I'm having trouble pleasuring my girlfriend the way I would like to. I don't want to be judged for my problem: I don't last more than a few minutes and its frustrating:( if there's anything I can do I'd be more than happy to try.
A: I would say extend foreplay: do more oral on her to make sure she cums. To help with cumming early, use the start-stop method (she can help)...as long as she's satisfied first it will help your relationship.
BLUE GRASS, IA -- A Blue Grass man was arrested early Monday morning after Rock Island police found him naked and covered in cooking spray.
According to police records, Chad William Forber, 41, of 6020 145th St., Blue Grass, was arrested at 3:27 a.m. Monday in the 2200 block of 3rd
Avenue. Rock Island County Circuit Court records indicated that he was charged Monday with one count each of possession of less than 5 grams of
methamphetamine, resisting or obstructing a peace officer and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Deputy Rock Island police chief Jeff VenHuizen said police were called for a report of a naked man on the sidewalk. When officers
arrived, he said, they found Mr. Forber wearing only a towel and carrying a pair of shorts.
Mr. Forber reportedly told police he took the shorts off because they were too big and would not stay on.
Deputy Chief VenHuizen said people had reported seeing Mr. Forber in The District earlier in the evening.
"He had been seen standing naked in front of one of the establishments down there," he said. "He had lathered himself up with Crisco cooking
After repeatedly telling Mr. Forber to put the shorts on, officers arrested him, Deputy Chief VenHuizen said. When they searched his shorts, he
said, they found a small amount of what they believe to be methamphetamine in his pocket. He said Mr. Forber also was carrying a container of
A Rock Island County Jail staffer said Mr. Forber was in custody on Monday afternoon. His bond was $40,000.
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