For The Week Of 08/15/2005
Happy with all the porn you are taking off sublime.. time to give something back...
This week's sublime times features more jokes, cool sites, cheat tips, and of course
Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK


Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two hookers and take them to their separate hotel rooms. When they get to the room, the first dwarf strips down but no matter how hard he tries, he`s unable to get an erection. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO,THREE...UUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn`t get an erection." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that`s embarrassing? I couldn`t even get on the bed!"


SITES OF THE WEEK
Bathroom Graffiti -Art!
Yoda -Every Where He Goes!
I-arm -Body Upgrade
Japanese Auto Show-Hot Booth Babes
Shark Vs. Octupus -WOW
Busted -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...ATMS
Need to find out how much you have in your account, but have only other banks’ ATMs at your disposal? Avoid the balance inquiry charge by simply attempting to withdraw way more money than you have in your account. The teller machine will inform you that your transaction cannot be completed, as you have only X amount of dollars in available funds.


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Q: submited by Richy
I like to picture my boyfriend as Anthony Hopkins from "Silence of the Lambs" while he's eating me out, and this really turns me on. Is this a bad thing?
A:

That's some fucked up shit, girl. Nah, I'm just kidding. To be honest, yeah, personally I think that is kind of strange and kinky (not to mention original), but there's nothing wrong with kinky, as long as nobody gets hurt. Fantasizing about a cannibalistic serial killer going down on you may be your way of indulging the darker side of your sexuality, flirting with danger, madness, and the desire to be consumed in the ultimate manner. If it gets you off, I see no harm in it. It's a safe way to explore those aspects of your psyche and sexuality. Some people like to fantasize about vampire scenarios, and it's very similar. Just one question: do you make your boyfriend wear one of those hockey mask things? Probably not - that would make oral a little challenging.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
SYDNEY (Reuters) - A man described as a finance industry professional appeared in an Australian court on Friday charged with animal cruelty, bestiality and drug offences after the deaths of 17 rabbits and a guinea pig. Police said the 36-year-old man was arrested in his Sydney office at about 1 a.m. on Friday after an investigation during which police worked with Australia's Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. He was charged with 18 counts of aggravated cruelty to animals, one count of bestiality and two counts of possession of cannabis, a prohibited drug, for offences committed between July 20 and August 20, police said. The man did not enter a plea, did not apply for bail and was ordered to be held in custody until his next appearance in Sydney's Central Local Court on August 19. The man was a New Zealand citizen, his lawyer said.
 
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