For The Week Of 08/18/2003
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A U.S. Customs agent and her dog are on a plane. After it takes off, the agent turns to the dog and commands, “Sniff.” The K-9 trots down the aisle and sits next to a teenager. It then returns to the woman and puts one paw on her arm. “Is that dog checking for drugs?” asks a man sitting beside her. “Yes he is. He just found someone carrying marijuana,” she explains. “We’ll arrest him upon arrival.” “Wow!” replies the man. She again commands the dog to sniff. It trots back down the aisle and moments later races back and craps all over the place. “What happened?” yells the man. The agent screams, “He just found a bomb!”

Perfect Gift -A Purse And A Pussy
White Trash World -Hellz Ya!
Girls Kissing Girls! -Whoa!
Feeder -Nasties!
Trucker Max Story -Good Read!
Butch Mushroom -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat....Cell Phone Carriers!
Want that ultra-hot, ultra-new, ultra-slim cell phone but don’t have the spondulix to splash around? Well, assuming you took advantage of your existing phone’s extended warranty when you bought it, you can keep up to date with the latest model quite easily. Simply pop your phone in the microwave for a few seconds—this fries the LCD screen, rendering it unusable—and remove any charge of mishandling or neglect on your part. Take it back to the store, say the screen is screwed up, and ask if you can swap it for any phone of equal or lesser value, or pay the difference on a more expensive model. (If you get a cheaper phone, you’ll still be credited the full amount, though never refunded.) It’s worked so well that I’ve tried every cell phone my top-five carrier offers in the period of a month.
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Q: What exactly happens when a guy gets blue balls? Or is this just a myth? submited by mark

Blue balls are not just a figment of a guy’s imagination or a lame excuse to try and get him laid. Though it doesn't happen to all men, it is a very real condition that results from a prolonged state of sexual arousal. When a guy is physically turned on, blood flows to his penis, which is what gives him an erection, and his testicles, causing them to swell. If he doesn't ejaculate, there is a buildup of pressure, and his supersensitive balls feel the brunt of it. The sensation can range from a mild ache to worse-than-getting-kicked-in-the-nuts pain. But the bottom line is, it's not dangerous, and he can deal with it, whether that means giving himself a hand or just waiting it out. The blood will eventually drain, and any discomfort will disappear on its own. In case you were wondering, it's called blue balls because the blood that's been in the sack for a while loses oxygen and can give the appearance of a bluish tinge -- although it sounds like something guys came up with to express just how sad they are that they can't cum!


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As straphanger Joyce M. Judge, 42, stared out the window of the Boston subway car during morning rush hour on July 30, she started dripping profusely, and a minute or so later, a baby fell out from underneath her skirt and slid around on the car's floor. According to witnesses (some of whom vomited at the sight), Judge at first acted as if nothing had happened, then finally picked up her newborn, declined the help of passengers, nonchalantly continued the ride, and left the train at the next station (stopping only to pick up the placenta when it fell to the ground). She subsequently reported to Boston Medical Center, where the baby was in good condition (and where the mother was referred for a mental health evaluation). [Boston Globe, 7-31-03]

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