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OF THE WEEK
Little Johnny was sitting in his first sex ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a penis on the board.
"Does anyone know what this is?" she asked.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sure, my daddy has two of them!"
"Two of them?!" the teacher asked.
"Yeah. He has a little one that he uses to pee with and a big one that he uses to brush mommy's teeth!"
Bring your favorite comforter or bedspread from home. If the bed doesn't have a mattress, get one that feels as close to your mattress at home as possible.
Display pictures of your family and friends around the dorm room to make it feel like home. A great idea for a small dorm room is a collage frame which allows you to place several pictures inside one frame.
Put up posters of your favorite rock bands or movie stars. Making the space reflect you is the best way to make your dorm room feel like home.
Hang curtains just like the ones you have hanging in your room back home, if your dorm room has a window. If you can't find ones that match, bring the curtains from home to use.
Decorate the room with personalized items that reflect you and your personality. If, for instance, you collect certain knick-knacks, bring some from home to place around your dorm room to make it feel like home.
Buy an old sofa, a small refrigerator and a TV to put in your dorm room. Having a sofa to relax on, a TV to watch and some snacks in the refrigerator will go a long way toward making your dorm room feel like br>Feel free to send contributions or suggestions to email@example.com
I have very itchy testicles. Every time I come home from work, I have to spend 10 minutes scratching my penis and testicles. This has been going on for years and it annoys the hell out of my wife. I also have had exposure to chemicals at my workplace and have a low sperm count. Could these two problems be associated with my work? I wear cotton boxer shorts.
Since your testicles have been itchy for years, I am assuming that you have ruled out the possibility of pubic crabs or lice -- a main culprit for this condition. And since you wear cotton boxers, we can also rule out the possibility of an allergy to an unusual fabric.One possibility for your severe itch may be the soap you're using. Try using a glycerin soap rather than your regular brand. As well, a doctor can prescribe a remedial balm or cream that you can apply. For now, I suggest scratching in the bathroom, with the door closed, so as not to annoy your wife.
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One man's recycling is another man's treasure, as an Edmontonian learned after cashing in a stash of nearly 22,000 beer cans.
Lonnie Rennie was expected to exchange his fortune for about $2,200 yesterday.
The Cromdale-area can man planned to spend the cash hosting a salmon bake.
Collecting the cans, which were stacked four-flats deep and 15-flats high in his basement, was relatively effortless, he told Sun Media.
"I have a lot of friends who come over," he said last month.The disabled man has also spent the past decade collecting pop and beer can tabs, which he hopes to eventually use to help the Stollery Children's Hospital buy wheelchairs.
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