|JOKE OF THE
As the TransCanadian train pulled into
Calgary station, a couple of strangers, a man and an attractive
woman, boarded the train and asked the conductor if there were any
berths left. He said that he was sorry but there was only one left,
a double bunk berth. The man turned to the woman and said, "Well
it's a long trip, so if you don't mind, why don't we share, I'll
take the top bunk and you have the bottom one, is that OK with you?"
The woman readily agreed so they settled down for the night. About
two hours later, as the train was getting well into the foothills of
the Rockys and it was getting a bit cold, the man leaned over the
edge of his bunk and said to the woman,"Are you still awake?" She
answered "Yes, why?" The man, shivering, said, "Could you pass me
that blanket on the dresser there, it's getting quite chilly up
here?" The woman answered "I've got a better idea, lets play man and
wife!" The man excitedly said "Sure!" So the woman said: "In that
case, get your own fucking blanket!"
|SITES OF THE
|Mr. Bling -Time To Get Those
Teeth Fixed. |
|Camel Toe -Rate Them! |
Dildo -Next Vacation! |
|Pull My finger -Just Do It!
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|Tip and Trick of
the Week |
|Cheat.... Hotels! |
|Iíve worked in a couple of
hotels, and there are several tricks that can save you money. First
of all, most hotels offer AARP, AAA, etc., discounts, and will give
them to you without proof of affiliation. Also, hotels charge more
for extra guests, so just tell the clerk that you are staying solo.
Finally, most hotels donít have fixed rates, and the clerks donít
make money off sales, so, with a little bargaining and a nominal
tip, the front-desk guy will most likely book you cut-rate
Nick Chicago, IL
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Q: submitted by
J.D., My question is about a problem that seems to
be getting more and more serious as I get older. I am a 24 year old
male, and have shucked my share of clams over the past number of
years. I have always gotten a label as being good in the
sack.....until now. My penis just doesn't want to cooperate with me.
I seem to have no problem achieving an erection, however the little
guy just doesn't want to stand around for too long. Erections seem
to last only a few minutes at best, and I then go flacid regardless
of whether or not I achieve orgasm. Most times, he doesn't come
back. As you can imaging, this has complicated sex for me. Is viagra
a good idea? Is it mental? Should I try animals? Please help!!
my bet is its
purely mental. i think what is happening is you are hooking up with
a girl, getting hard, but then start thinking about keeping the
erection and loose it. this is kind of a problem that feeds on
itself b/c the only real solution is to stop thinking about it but
the more it happens the more you can not stop thinking about it. you
are not alone..it happens to the best of us. it is just like a
batting slump for a baseball player. luckily we have viagra to pull
us through these "slumps." i would definitely give the trusty old V
a try. your cock will be throbbing hard and that should help to keep
your mind off the problem temporarily. try taking less and less each
time so that you are finally like fuck it, i don't need any.
hopefully by that point you will be back to thinking about making
that pussy cum and not keeping your ole' one eyed bandit at
attention. there is one possible caveat though. you can start to get
"mentally" addicted to banging on viagra. the thing is you've got
nothing to lose by trying so give it a whirl. you can just search on
google for viagra and find a million places that sell it online.
another thing you can try doing once you go limp again is to just
"shift gears" a bit. instead of trying to get it hard again right
away take a breather. start licking/teasing your girls pussy for
awhile. slowly start building until you get her pussy cumming all
over your face. by this time you should be rested and the fact that
a girl is trembling and cumming all over your bed should have you
"up" and ready again. not to mention her pussy will be warmed up now
and cum easier and easier each time. try some of these things out
and you will be bangin' again like rocco in no time. oh yeah, as far
as the animals go..my rule of thumb is only if the animal has tan
lines and a nice fat pussy.
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|New York University
researchers writing in the Archives of Sexual Behavior found
that sex-abstaining women and women whose partners wear
condoms were more frequently depressed and concluded that
hormones in semen may enter the bloodstream and pep women up
(May). And Concordia University (Montreal) researchers
reported that their PT141 drug seems to encourage female rats
to solicit sex from males three times as often as they
otherwise would and are scheduling human trials (May). And
Hebrew Rehabilitation Center (Boston) researchers found that
the grain in beer (which men consume far more than women) must
be a major reason why men suffer less osteoporosis (July).
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