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One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned over and said, “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again. This time he whispered in her ear, “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?”
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Every time me and my girlfriend of five months are together we always do some sexual act. We can't keep our hands off of each other and I'm just wondering if this is normal or bad for the relationship? I dunno if she'll get bored with me or what would happen, so I just thought I would ask the experts, ya know
Why do you want to mess with a good thing? Asking too many questions usually leads to overanalyzing, which eventually leads to tossing a decent relationship straight out the window.See, you and Alison are having the complete opposite problem -- yet neither of you are happy. But, my advice is still the same: Relationships change over time. Your relationship is new and you can't keep your hands off each other. That's a healthy, good thing. Over time, sex will still be regular and enjoyable, but you'll probably evolve as a couple, stepping down from cloud nine for a little while and joining the real world with us folks. And don't worry -- she won't get bored as long as there's more to your relationship than just the physical dimension. I'm assuming that you and your girlfriend do more than have sex, right? You must talk sometimes, go to the movies, go for dinner, or just watch TV and hold hands? If you've got these other healthy things going on in your relationship, then why would she get bored of you? Great sex is just an added bonus to a blossoming relationship.
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China nabs crocodile smuggler
Mon Aug 20, 9:14 AM ET
BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese police have caught a smuggler trying to bring 70 crocodiles into the country, state media reported on Monday. The haul of crocs, each about 70 centimetres (28 inches) and weighing 1.5 kg (3.3 lb), along with baby turtles was made in Guangdong province in the country's far south, a part of the world where locals have famously adventurous eating habits. But the report by Xinhua news agency said the crocodiles were "ornamental" and were caught with 3,000 baby turtles in the port city of Zhuhai. It did not say where they came from or what happened to the smuggler. Southern China has long been the favourite stamping ground of smugglers who, before a crackdown several years ago, easily slipped cars, televisions, luxury goods, and even dismantled bowling alleys into the country. The captured animals have been handed over to quarantine officials who will test them for disease and "assess their environmental impact," the report said.
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