For The Week Of 08/14/2006
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Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK


A HUGE black guy walks in to a bar.

He goes to a little white guy and took his drink.

Then the black guy looks at the white guy and says "Got a problem with that?"

So the white guy says "You know what? I've been having the worst fucking day you can think of.

In the morning my wife told me that she is leaving me, than I got fired at my job, then I discover that my car got stolen, and now when I try to kill myself you drink my god-damned poison!"

SITES OF THE WEEK
String Bikinis -Greatest Ever!
Radio Stations -Find Out Whats Playing!
Julian Murphy's Erotic Art -Eye Candy
CAN -Story Of Dick And Rick Hoyt
Dolemite-Hilarious
Neon -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat..Registrars!
Want to get into an upper-level class, but lack the prereq necessary to make it past the academic bouncers? Simply go to department head with an “Add Class” slip. You’ll be asked what your major is, at which time you’ll tell him or her that your major is completely the opposite of the class in question. For example, if you’re a biology major and need a certain bio class and said class is required for your major, then tell the department head you’re an art major and the class is an elective. Confusing? Welcome to college. The department head will most likely sign off, with little reason to confirm your records. I saved myself about three semesters’ worth of time doing this. Yet, somehow, I’m still unemployed. contributions or suggestions to webmaster@sublimedirectory.com
ASK TINA

Q: submited by Y
I love my boyfriend to make his entrance from behind, but when he is working away it can become quite painful. How can we, together, solve this sore problem?
A:
You don’t exactly specify where or how you get sore when your guy’s going at it doggie style, so here’s a few general suggestions. First and foremost, use lube. It’s nothing short of miracle goo, sent down by the sex gods to help us mere mortals through those tight spots. Lube should help if he’s rubbing you raw or if you feel sore around the entrance of your love tunnel. However, if the pain is deeper, say, he’s popping you in the cervix or pounding away at your uterus or even your G-spot, experiment with different iterations of the rear-entry approach. Your vaginal canal actually angles toward the back of your body. Oftentimes, the angle of a guy’s erection will match the tilt of his honey’s tube when they’re going at it rodeo style; but perhaps the angles are off for you and your guy when he’s bringing up the rear. Try changing the trajectories a bit to see if you can’t hit upon a smoother approach. Kneel on the bed with him standing behind, or you both stand, and try bending at various degrees to see if that helps. Perhaps your best bet, though, is to lie flat on your stomach with a pillow under your belly and your legs closed. It’ll still be easy for him to get in there, but he won’t get in as deep. Also, there’s an off change that you could have a tipped uterus, meaning your ute’s just slightly off kilter. Sometimes women with this problem have trouble with certain positions. Check with your doctor about this, though, as it is not terribly common.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Base Jumping!
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
Two inmates have filed a lawsuit against the Indiana Department of Correction to overturn a policy that bars magazines such as Playboy and Hustler. The lawsuit filed in US District Court in Indianapolis seeks class-action status on behalf of more than 20,000 state prisoners and challenges a policy that went into effect on July 1 barring adult magazines and other printed material that depict nudity or sexual content. The policy could prohibit sexually explicit letters and publications such as National Geographic magazine and daily newspapers, according to the complaint, which said the new rule violates the plaintiffs' civil rights. "The policy is written so broadly that it includes within its prohibitions such things as personal letters between prisoners and loved ones and much of the world's great literature and art," said the complaint, which was prepared by the American Civil Liberties Union of Indiana. One of the two plaintiffs named in the complaint is Ernest Tope, 53, an inmate at the Pendleton Correctional Facility near Anderson who is serving a life sentence for murder. He claims he cannot subscribe to the motorcycle magazine Easyriders because it contains partial nudity. The policy may also may bar books such as steamy novels by the best-selling author Jackie Collins that have been available in the past through the prison library, the lawsuit claims. Both Tope and the other named plaintiff, murder and auto theft convict Wade Meisberger, 34, challenged the new policy through the prison grievance system but so far been unsuccessful, the complaint said. Meisberger, 34, is held at the Miami Correctional Facility near Peru. DOC spokeswoman Java Ahmed said agency officials had not yet reviewed the lawsuit and had no comment.
 
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