For The Week Of 08/23/2004
Happy with all the porn you are taking off sublime.. time to give something back...
This week's sublime times features more jokes, cool sites, cheat tips, and of course
Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

Two families move from Afghanistan to America. When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet: In a year’s time, whichever family has become more American will win. A year later when they meet again, the first guy says, “Today I had a McDonalds breakfast, bought a case of Budweiser, and I’m about to pick my son up from football practice in my brand-new SUV. How about you?” The second guy says, “Fuck off, terrorist.”

SITES OF THE WEEK
MoJo Car -wtf!
Saw Movies -Super Scary!
Hot Olympics Babes -Go World!
Ass Jewelry -For that special someone
One World Order -Flash.
Invisible -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Free Stuff!
Next time it rains, stop in at any hotel or airline lost and found. Tell them you lost your umbrella the last time you were there, and you’ll be given a choice of hundreds to choose from. Works with designer sunglasses and pens too!
ASK TINA

Q: submited by Ken
Is Sex and the City really the great portal of truth into how women think? ?

A:
There's definitely some truth there. For example, we really do nickname our love interests (a coworker of mine dubbed her small-penised paramour "Baby Carrot"), create drama for drama's sake, swap graphic details about recent sexual escapades, gleefully group-analyze our dates, and constantly struggle to avoid settling in spite of our pain-in-the-rear biological clocks. And I'll admit that conversations with my friends can be as manic, silly, raunchy, and obsessive as any of Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda, and Samantha's. But, you'll be relieved to know, there are plenty of occasions when we get together and end up discussing politics in this country and abroad, movies and books we think are worthwhile, our families, our jobs, our finances-things that seldom seem to cross the minds of the Sex and the City heroines. But it's just TV, after all, so I would never expect it to be a great portal of truth into anything, much less something as complicated with as many nuances as the female brain.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Jurassic Fuck!
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- A woman who made her mark as a naked house painter is baring it all for a new business venture: Naked body painting. Nicole Moore -- who started out painting interior walls in the buff, often using her breasts as brushes -- now says she will paint people's bodies in the raw. Moore says she's not giving up the house-painting business, she's just adding to her services. "[People] want something new and exciting," she says. She claims she's good at smearing paint all over other people's naked bodies, and she'll be using her hands, buttocks and breasts as brushes. "There's touching of course, but no sex," Moore reassures. She even signs each body she paints. At a cost of $600, she says her body painting service is more affordable than her house painting, and figures folks going to masquerade parties will most benefit from her artwork.
 
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"sponge bob camel toe?"-Kenyan
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"Now we know why Sponge Bob smiles all the time."-Kevin
"Spongebob's new line of transgender wear "No tits, all balls" -Manda



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