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OF THE WEEK
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business, and one of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air." The other hooker looked at her and said, "No, I just burped."
1:First things first and be honest, do you take enough time over your personal hygiene? Make sure you smell good have a bath, clean your teeth put on some clean clothes. Don't get confused by the attractiveness of a scent of sweat as that does not apply to old sweat.
Listen to her attentively as she will not appreciate it if you are distracted or respond inappropriately and she wants to feel interesting and exciting.
Don't drink too much as it does nothing for your performance, a little tipple may get you both in the mood but a women is rarely impressed by how much a man can drink and is certainly not impressed by clumsy intoxicated skills.
Eat a light meal as heavy food leaves you lethargic and not at your sexual best.
Be prepared for safe sex. Don't overlook yours or your partners sexual health, it is important to be confident in each other and there' re some things you don't share.
Spend a bit of time on foreplay and invest in a lubricant, maybe choose one that intensifies the experience for her. She will appreciate you thinking of her pleasure.
Have confidence in yourself as it is true to say that size does not matter to most women. If you are really worried then you can get **** extensions to give you a little more. You can even try **** pumps
Treat her, spoil her a little make sure she feels special.
Men don't often realize the connection women have with what has gone on in the day. If you have annoyed her, been inconsiderate, thoughtless, well don't expect her to be a rampant vixen.
Spend time with her connecting as a couple, maybe try an adult sex aid to add a little spice.Feel free to send contributions or suggestions to firstname.lastname@example.org
Is it OK to have sex in the water with a condom on? Will it still work??
My advice is that you let Hollywood keep its swimming pool and bathtub sex, and you reserve it strictly for foreplay. While underwater sex without a condom is doable (although it still provides risk of infection from any salt, chlorine or bacteria present in the water), underwater sex with a condom is more than likely to be a bust.
The major issues interfering with your water-whoopee are: Latex condoms are ruined by oil-based products like shampoo and bubble bath, and they can also collect water and slip off.
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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EAST HARTFORD, Conn. – A robbery suspect wearing only a Speedo-style swimsuit was arrested in East Hartford after a police dog tracked him down and bit him on the leg. The Journal Inquirer of Manchester reported that the suspect was being held after his arrest Thursday on $50,000 bail. He was scheduled for arraignment Friday, but the result of that hearing was not immediately available.
Police said the suspect tried to steal several vehicles, and also took items from them. They said they spotted the man wearing the bathing suit and holding a tool box that had been burglarized from a truck.
Police said the man ran, but officers using a police dog found him hiding behind a car.
The 18-year-old suspect allegedly told police he'd been drinking heavily and smoking marijuana.
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