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JOKE OF THE WEEK
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, the son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates."
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
He sat down and wrote :
I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you ‘did not' take the silver plate .. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which read:
I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you ‘do not' sleep with her. But if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under the pillow…
Let’s say you’re meeting friends or colleagues for lunch during the week, and you all work in different parts of town. Common etiquette is to find a central meeting location for everyone, and MidwayMeetup makes it easy to do this.
From the site, you enter everyone’s location, then enter what you want to do (coffee, lunch, drinks, etc.), and the tool maps out a number of spots equidistant to everyone. The site also marks the central location with a green arrow that you can drag and drop to your liking.
The site is currently in beta, so the locations are limited, but it still works well.
PITTSBURGH, PA -- A Pittsburgh defense attorney got a hearing postponed at the last minute after convincing a judge that his wife's labor was a matter of life — or his death.
The Pittsburgh Tribune-Review reports Marc Daffner was granted a continuance Thursday after filing a blunt request with a Pittsburgh City Court magistrate.
It read: "Defense counsel's wife went into labor at approximately 11:15 a.m. today, and defense counsel will be killed by his wife if he does not get to the hospital immediately."
Daffner says the district attorney and judge agreed to the move. His client is charged with receiving stolen property.
Daffner says, "I didn't have a legal reason for the continuance, but that was the truth."
Daffner's staff couldn't immediately confirm Friday whether his wife had given birth.
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