For The Week Of 08/25/2003
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A father is passing by his son’s college late one night on a business trip and decides to stop in for a visit. Arriving at what he thinks is the fraternity house, he knocks on the front door. “Whaddaya want?” a voice calls down from the second floor. “Does Jimmy Duncan live here?” the father calls up. “Yup,” replies the voice. “Just leave him on the porch like usual.”

SITES OF THE WEEK
Amateur Gay Wrestling -Like There Was Ever Straight Wrestling
Barbie lovin -Nice!
Shy Girls Guide To Becoming A Whore! -Tutorial!
Band-Aid -History Of!
South Park Sound Bits -Nice!
Donkey Kong -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Sunny Resort Towns!
Last summer, seven friends and I took a trip to Cancun, Mexico for a vacation. Weeks before the trip, after watching hours and hours of Cancun hoopla and ballyhoo on MTV, an idea hit us: We’ll go to Cancun, and pose as an undercover MTV show! Soon we were having “MTV Undercover” shirts screened and printed. From the Internet we made “All access” backstage passes (supposedly allowing us into every club, as we would tell the owners). We continued making props for the trip, including business cards, cameras decked out to make them look professional, “official MTV letterhead,” and other gags. When the day came, we arrived at the airport in a limo, cameras rolling, and began the act. It worked like a charm. We were comped everywhere we went. I had “power lunches” (whatever those are) with club owners during the day, and negotiated “MTV deals” for the night. We soon attracted a following, with women following us everywhere, including our hotel rooms. We had nearly every meal comped, enjoyed free jet-skiing, scuba diving, drinks, and, of course, women. All because of a little creativity, and a lot of peninsula stupidity! We arrived average college guys, and left royalty.
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Q: I want my boyfriend to masturbate in front of me, but what should I do while he's at it? submited by Lucy

A:
Watching your man give himself a hand can be wildly erotic -- for both of you. Next time you're fooling around in bed; tell him how hot it would be to watch him play with himself. No doubt, he'll happily rise to the occasion. As he begins, sit back and enjoy the show. Besides turning him on, setting your sights on the way he touches himself is a great way to learn exactly what turns him on. You can get his libido going even more by playfully teasing him. Nibble his neck, use your tongue too, gently run your fingers up and down his inner thighs. You'll set every one of his nerves on fire if you fondle him, while he’s @ it. As you feel yourself becoming aroused, you might want to jump in and join the fun. By engaging in mutual masturbation, you're not just getting yourself off in unison; you're appealing to his inner voyeur (trust, all guys go crazy over visual stimulation). Hands down, it's one of the best ways to totally blow him away.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Shaolin Vs. Buddha!
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
FOR many a Scots regiment, the Highland bagpipe was as potent in the advance toward battle as artillery and rifles. But a survey conducted by Piper & Drummer magazine has revealed the resonating force of the pipes can damage more than the morale of enemy troops. Half of those surveyed reported hearing loss and repetitive strain injuries after years of playing. Some 10 per cent also reported that their passion for the pipes had led to the break-up of marriages, while 84 per cent claimed to know pipe-band members who are alcoholics. The news comes just a week after 7,000 bandsmen and women descended on Glasgow Green to take part in the World Pipe Band Championship. James Bousquet, an acoustics expert and bagpiper, said many band members ignored his advice to wear customised ear plugs at a cost of £60 per pair. Mr Bousquet said: "Sounds don't have to be uncomfortably loud to be damaging. If pipers think hearing protection is too expensive, they should consider what they pay for a new pair of ghillie brogues and ask themselves what is worth more." Eleanor Lawson, the president of the Institute of Occupational Safety and Health, said: "I have attended many piping events, and it is incredibly noisy. If you were exposed to that noise level you must be putting yourself at risk."
 
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