| JOKE OF THE
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One Saturday afternoon, a man was
sitting in his lawn chair drinking a beer and watching his wife mow
the lawn. A female neighbor happened to be walking by and was so
outraged at this that she ran over and shouted at the man, “You
should be hung!” “I am,” he calmly replied. “Why do you think she
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| SITES OF THE
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| Dear
Penis -I dont love you anymore.
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| MIT Grads
Rob Vegas -Great Story. |
| Life Gem
-Remember Passed Away Loved Ones!
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| Throw
A Concert -Have Puffy Tell You How Great OF A Lay J-Lo Was! |
| Boobies/
No Boobies -Most Fun Ever!
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| Air
Hockey -Game Of The Week!
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| Tip and Trick of
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| Cheat.... Hotels! |
The situation: You’re taking
your girlfriend out to dinner at a popular restaurant for her
birthday and realize that you haven’t made reservations! This place
usually books three to four weeks in advance and is impossible to
get into on a Friday or Saturday. The solution: Call (as soon as you
can) to let the restaurant know you’ve had a change in plans, and
would like to move your (nonexistent) 8:00 reservation to 8:30. Most
upscale restaurants won’t admit to losing your reservation. For
those that do, just make a fuss (“I made these reservations for her
30th birthday a month ago! I even hired a limousine!”). The worst
that happens is they “fit you in” a few minutes after your desired
reservation.
Jackson Newark, NJ
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Q: submitted by
Space
I want to know once and for all. What is the
average penis size? Is there anything I can do to make it bigger? |
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A:
ah yes, the
ever elusive actual number for the "average penis size." for this
question i'm going to go straight to the facts. there have not been
many studies that have attempted to measure the average penis length
that have had a good sized sampling. the most famous is from the
Alfred C. Kinsey Institute for Sex Research. here are the
results:
% of sample / length 0.2 percent 3.75 inches 0.3
percent 4 inches 0.2 percent 4.25 inches 1.7 percent 4.5 inches 0.8
percent 4.75 inches 4.2 percent 5 inches 4.4 percent 5.25 inches
10.7 percent 5.5 inches 8 percent 5.75 inches 23.9 percent 6 inches
8.8 percent 6.25 inches 14.3 percent 6.5 inches 5.7 percent 6.75
inches 9.5 percent 7 inches 1.8 percent 7.25 inches 2.9 percent 7.5
inches 1 percent 7.75 inches 1 percent 8 inches 0.3 percent 8.25
inches 0.3 percent 8.5 inches 0.1 percent 8.75 inches 0.1 percent 9
inches
what this works out to is an average penis size of is
6.16 inches and an average girth of 4.84 inches. if these numbers
seem kind of high then you will like the results of two more recent
studies. one from UC in san fran and the other from a brazilian
urologist. the averages were found to be 5.1 inches long / 4.9
inches in girth and 5.7 inches long / 4.7 inches in girth
respectively. so unless you plan on measuring all the guy's cocks in
your dorm you are going to have to live with an average that is
somewhere in the high 5 range. as far as what you can do about it to
make it bigger, i'm sorry to say...not much more than putting small
objects next to it to make it seem bigger! there is an operation
that is good for about an inch and some extra girth but it is
typically reserved for someone that is just trying get to an average
size..but if you find a greedy doctor and are willing to take the
risk i'm sure you could get the doc to spruce up your tool! ;-)
-JD |
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| STRANGE
NEWS HEADLINES |
| Artist Brock Enright of
Virginia Beach, Va., originally started staging rough, vivid
kidnappings, using volunteers, so that he could show them on
video at New York City galleries, but found so many willing,
thrill-seeking victims that he now charges $500 or more for
the realistic experience (but they get to keep the videos).
Enright now has two dozen "fetish terrorism" (as Time Out
magazine wrote) clients and is thinking of expanding to other
cities. A 25-year-old sculptor, supposedly typical of
Enright's clients, said he signed on because he wanted to test
his limits: "I needed to believe that (the kidnapper) was
going to kill me." [Time Out, 6-20-02;The Observer (London),
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