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One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking a beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A female neighbor happened to be walking by and was so outraged at this that she ran over and shouted at the man, “You should be hung!” “I am,” he calmly replied. “Why do you think she cuts the grass?”

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Cheat.... Hotels!
The situation: You’re taking your girlfriend out to dinner at a popular restaurant for her birthday and realize that you haven’t made reservations! This place usually books three to four weeks in advance and is impossible to get into on a Friday or Saturday. The solution: Call (as soon as you can) to let the restaurant know you’ve had a change in plans, and would like to move your (nonexistent) 8:00 reservation to 8:30. Most upscale restaurants won’t admit to losing your reservation. For those that do, just make a fuss (“I made these reservations for her 30th birthday a month ago! I even hired a limousine!”). The worst that happens is they “fit you in” a few minutes after your desired reservation.
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I want to know once and for all. What is the average penis size? Is there anything I can do to make it bigger?


ah yes, the ever elusive actual number for the "average penis size." for this question i'm going to go straight to the facts. there have not been many studies that have attempted to measure the average penis length that have had a good sized sampling. the most famous is from the Alfred C. Kinsey Institute for Sex Research. here are the results:
% of sample / length 0.2 percent 3.75 inches 0.3 percent 4 inches 0.2 percent 4.25 inches 1.7 percent 4.5 inches 0.8 percent 4.75 inches 4.2 percent 5 inches 4.4 percent 5.25 inches 10.7 percent 5.5 inches 8 percent 5.75 inches 23.9 percent 6 inches 8.8 percent 6.25 inches 14.3 percent 6.5 inches 5.7 percent 6.75 inches 9.5 percent 7 inches 1.8 percent 7.25 inches 2.9 percent 7.5 inches 1 percent 7.75 inches 1 percent 8 inches 0.3 percent 8.25 inches 0.3 percent 8.5 inches 0.1 percent 8.75 inches 0.1 percent 9 inches
what this works out to is an average penis size of is 6.16 inches and an average girth of 4.84 inches. if these numbers seem kind of high then you will like the results of two more recent studies. one from UC in san fran and the other from a brazilian urologist. the averages were found to be 5.1 inches long / 4.9 inches in girth and 5.7 inches long / 4.7 inches in girth respectively. so unless you plan on measuring all the guy's cocks in your dorm you are going to have to live with an average that is somewhere in the high 5 range. as far as what you can do about it to make it bigger, i'm sorry to say...not much more than putting small objects next to it to make it seem bigger! there is an operation that is good for about an inch and some extra girth but it is typically reserved for someone that is just trying get to an average size..but if you find a greedy doctor and are willing to take the risk i'm sure you could get the doc to spruce up your tool! ;-)


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Artist Brock Enright of Virginia Beach, Va., originally started staging rough, vivid kidnappings, using volunteers, so that he could show them on video at New York City galleries, but found so many willing, thrill-seeking victims that he now charges $500 or more for the realistic experience (but they get to keep the videos). Enright now has two dozen "fetish terrorism" (as Time Out magazine wrote) clients and is thinking of expanding to other cities. A 25-year-old sculptor, supposedly typical of Enright's clients, said he signed on because he wanted to test his limits: "I needed to believe that (the kidnapper) was going to kill me." [Time Out, 6-20-02;The Observer (London), 8-4-02]

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