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A cop sees a car driving by that is filled with penguins. The cop speeds up and pulls the guy over. He says "Sir, you can't have all of these penguins in your car! You must take them to the zoo right now!". So the guy agrees and the cop lets him go. The next day, the cop spots the same man with the same penguins in the car. Again, he speeds up and stops the man. He notices the penguins are wearing sunglasses. "Sir, I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!". The man says "I did! We are going to the beach today!"
Go to all orientations. The faster you learn your way around campus -- and around all the red tape -- the more at ease you'll feel and the better prepared you'll be when issues arise...like going back to dorms late night style!
Get to know your roommate and others in your residence hall. This is a must..someone always has the hookup for anything you need. You just have to find them!
Get Organized. In college, the professors post the assignments -- often for the entire semester -- and expect you to be prepared.
Find the ideal place for you to study OR IT WILL NEVER GET DONE. Sleeping in and skipping that 8 am class will be tempting at times..Avoid the temptation.
Get to know your academic adviser. This is the person who will help you with course conflicts, adding or dropping courses, scheduling of classes for future semesters, deciding on majors and minors.
Seek a balance. College life is a mixture of social and academic happenings. Don't tip the balance too far in either direction like most.
Get involved on campus. Join a club or something. Make time for you. Be sure you set aside some time and activities that help you relax and take the stress out of your day or week. Whether it's partying like crazy or chilling playing video games...it's a must! BUT....you must take responsibility for yourself and your actions. Don't look to place the blame on others for your mistakes; own up to them and move on. Being an adult means taking responsibility for everything that happens to you.
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I was wondering about my friend who is a lesbian. Iím a guy and Iím not gay. My friend claims that she would never turn to men, but we talk about dirty sexual stuff and she does think about guys, which turns me on, but she may not want that for us. She gets a little mad when I ask if there could be more. She is very afraid of going down on a guy and doing the other parts, which I do not care for -- the only thing I want to start out with is making her feel good by going down on her since most women like it the same whether it's a girl or a guy going down on them. I really care for our friendship, but I also want a bit more. I don't know what to do.
You donít know what to do? Itís quite simple, actually. Your female friend is a lesbian who has actually told you she doesnít want a relationship with you or any other man. So hereís exactly what you do: Keep fantasizing about her all you want, but drop the idea of ever making it a reality. Honestly, Pedro, I think youíre more turned on by the fact that sheís a lesbian than you are by her. You said it yourself, you donít care much for sex with her -- you just want to perform oral sex on her. Now, thatís not grounds for a particularly solid relationship, is it? Also, you say that she is ďvery afraid of going down on a guy and doing the other parts,Ē and quite frankly, I think you are trying to instill some sort of hope into your brain that something might happen between you and this woman by dismissing her lesbianism and calling it ďfear.Ē Listen here, Pedro: Sheís not afraid to touch men; she simply doesnít want to touch men. So unless you book that gender re-assignment surgery and don your motherís best church dress, you donít have a snowballís chance.
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Fake money doesn't fool Tenn. strippers
Sun Aug 26, 2:18 AM ET
SMYRNA, Tenn. - A man who authorities say used his computer to make fake $100 bills to buy lap dances at a strip club has pleaded guilty to counterfeiting charges, federal prosecutors said. Strippers at Deja Vu in Nashville were suspicious of the bills and called police after Damon Armagost spent $600 of the fake money April 16, authorities said. When officers arrived, Armagost first told them he got the money when he sold gold coins for $1,400 to an unidentified person. U.S. Secret Service agents later determined that counterfeit bills with the same serial number had been passed in other parts of the country. When they went to Armagost's Smyrna home, about 20 miles southeast of Nashville, a family member told agents that an image of a $100 bill had been on a computer there. Armagost then acknowledged that he had downloaded the image from the Internet and printed 14 of the bills, prosecutors said. He pleaded guilty Friday to manufacturing and passing counterfeit currency and has a sentencing date of Nov. 5.
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