For The Week Of 08/30/2004
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot that overlooked a golf course. He drove by and noticed a couple inside with the interior dome light on. In the driver’s seat there was a young man reading a computer magazine, while in the backseat was a young woman knitting. Recognizing this as unusual, the officer walked up to the driver’s window and tapped on the glass, asking the man his name and what exactly he was doing. The man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, “My name is John and that’s my girlfriend in the back seat.” “OK, so what are you doing?” asked the officer. “What does it look like?” John answered. “I’m reading a magazine.” Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer asked, “And what’s she doing?” John looked over his shoulder and replied, “What does it look like? She’s knitting, sir.” “And how old are you?” the officer asked John. “I’m 25,” John replied. “And how old is she?” asked the officer. John looked at his watch and said, “Well sir, in 12 minutes she’ll be 18.”

SITES OF THE WEEK
Yoga techniques -Flexible hot girl!
College Pack List -Dont forget your toothbrush!
Cost Of Sex -Wow!
Kitty Cam -Not What You Think
Art Of Vandalism -Amazing.
Car Maze -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Ebay!
Of all the companies on the Internet, eBay’s about the only one turning a profit, and, frankly, that’s gotta stop. I mean, by the time you’ve sold your 1973 Topps baseball card set, they’ve taken a listing fee and a percentage of the final take. But there’s a way to put a hole in their cyber-pocket and add more money to yours: by dodging the selling fee. Simply register your item as you would normally, only set an obscene reserve price that no one could possibly reach. If some idiot does, well, hell, pat yourself lovingly on the behind for making some easy rube rubles. But assuming no one is dumb enough to match your ludicrous reserve price, e-mail the highest bidder once the auction has expired and cut a deal. You’ll avoid the sales fee and make more than you ever thought possible on that Davey Lopes rookie card.
ASK TINA

Q: submited by W
I want to see more of this woman I'm dating but don't want to seem desperate or come on too strong. How can I play it cool but still seem interested?

A:
At the beginning of a relationship (and I consider the "beginning" to be after the fourth date when all four went really, really well), I like to hear from a guy by phone or e-mail about three times a week. For example: I'd love a call on Saturday after a Friday night date; on Tuesday just to day hi; then on Thursday to make plans for the weekend again. And I hope to go out on a date with him at least once during the weekend and maybe one weeknight in between. Any less and I'll think he's not really into it. Any more and I'll worry that he wants to get too serious too fast. Does that give you an idea?

-Tina

 
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
Visitors to the Zhengzhou zoo in central China’s Henan province who do not enjoy passive smoking, let alone being spat on, had better avoid the monkey cage, Xinhua news agency reported on Sunday. Thirteen-year-old chimpanzee Feili has turned to smoking, begging cigarettes from visitors and spitting on them when they do not comply. Her fierce behaviour is in reaction to being paired with a male, who is 28 years her senior, and seems to lack interest in her. Although Feili’s behaviour may seem outrageous, it is no more so than that of the people outside the cage, since she only took up her new habits after observing the visitors to the zoo, Xinhua said.
 
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