| JOKE OF THE
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A man walks into a drug store with his
8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the
boy asks, “What are these, Dad?” The man matter-of-factly replies,
“Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex. “Oh I
see,” replied the boys pensively. “Yes, I’ve heard of that in health
class at school.” He looks over the display and picks up a package
of three and asks, “Why are there three in this package.” The dad
replies, “Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for
Saturday, and one for Sunday.” “Cool!” says the boy. He notices a
pack of six and asks “Then who are these for?” “Those are for
college men.” the dad answers, “Two for Friday, two for Saturday,
and two for Sunday.” “WOW!” exclaimed the boy. “Then who uses
these?” he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replied,
“Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one
for March…” |
| SITES OF THE
WEEK |
| Quiz
-Whose Legs Are Those. |
| Conspiracy
Theory -Make Your Own. |
| Star Wars Sex
-Great Lines! |
| Ill Kick
Your Ass -Great Auction!
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| Monopoly
Cards -Spice Up The Game!
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| Ski
Run -Game Of The Week! |
| Tip and Trick of
the Week |
| Cheat....High End
Coffe Shops! |
Mashing your fingertip into
the end of a pen cap for roughly a minute can create quite a
convincing looking blister, which can work toward getting you a free
meal or latte from your local condescending coffee shop. The
trendiest of java joints like to display their half-million-dollar
chrome brewing machines as close to the customer as possible. So,
hold the pen cap in your coat pocket and apply the pressure while
you’re waiting for your order. Once it’s ready, reach out and
accidentally touch the brewing machine (even if it isn’t hot,
they’ll be too panicked to notice. If it is hot, don’t actually
touch it, you moron). Cause a big scene, clutching your finger and
drawing sympathy. Then, just walk off with your order. They’re not
likely to stop you; they’ll just be relieved you didn’t tell their
manager. If nothing else, just minutes later you can use this trick
to show off your superhuman regenerative abilities to the hottie
behind the counter.
Howard Miami, Fla
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ASK DOCTOR
JD |
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Q: submitted by
mike
my boyfriend and i have been together for about four
months. The first night we had great sex,then my boyfriend started
to do weird things,he started spanking me every time before having
sex,there is no problem in that because i like to be spanked and it
turns me on!But the problem is in the pain!he spanks me really
hard!He doesnt use his hands only,he spanks me with belts,sticks,and
phone wires.It really pains me!I feel a big pain on my ass,i cant
sit properly!It has red and some blue spots.I dont want to say to
him don’t do that because he likes it,he says that it turns him
on.and i really love him so i can’t say no to him!and i like it in
the normal way, so help me please.
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A:
wow, you sure are one
understanding girlfriend! i think once he got to the phone wires i
would be dialing 911. i normally suggest for couples to find a happy
medium with their likes and dislikes but i have to say that in this
case your boyfriend is going to have to make some sacrificing on his
side. i think everyone should try and accommodate to their partners
fantasies..to a point. if you are not into pain to this degree then
you have to let your boyfriend know. i'm sure he will understand and
as long as he gets to spank you every now and then he should be
fine. if he finds that he really just needs to beat the shit out of
something tell him to join a boxing gym. seriously, there is a good
chance that he has some serious pent up aggression that he needs to
find a release for. a couple sessions to a shrink wouldn't hurt
either. if he says that he can not "get off" without spanking you
with objects to the point where you are black and blue than you are
simply better off without him. i've said this before. the world is
freakin' enormous (over 6 billion people). not only is your soulmate
out there...there are probably about 20,000 of them. you are
obviously a nice girl and from your grammar i can see that your are
pretty too. as a very wise man once said "drop that zero and get
with the hero."
-JD |
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| STRANGE
NEWS HEADLINES |
| WACO - A fraternity has
been suspended from Baylor University for a year after a
picture of some members, fully clothed, appeared in Playboy
magazine. About 50 men and four women, all students at the
time, posed on a sand volleyball court, some wearing Sigma Phi
Epsilon T-shirts and others waving Baylor pennants. A student
who has since graduated posed nude for another photo and used
an alias. The pictures are in the October issue featuring the
Big 12 conference. Officials at Baptist-affiliated Baylor
called it a salacious publication and said it runs contrary to
the school's ideals. In the past, Baylor administrators have
threatened to expel any student who poses for the magazine.
Larry Brumley, a university spokesman, said discipline for the
students appearing in the October issue could vary. He
declined to elaborate, citing federal student privacy laws.
Elizabeth Norris, a Playboy spokeswoman, said some fraternity
members called the magazine about a month ago and asked
editors not to run the picture. Sigma Phi Epsilon members at
Baylor declined to comment. | |
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