Hey Doc JD,

Q: submitted by Scott

My wife and I are a young couple, and always fantasize about having another woman in bed with us. We sometimes rent a porn on Playboy channel and she loves it. She really wants another woman. But we have never really done anything about it. Well just recently she has been serious and said she REALLY wants to do it (thank you god!) anyway, how should we go about finding another woman? I heard swing clubs are good place....but we DO NOT want another man to be with us or even to watch....are there actually single woman at these places? I know looks arent a problem because we are both above average...its just finding a willing bi-female... thanks again JD....

A:
Looks like you've got the crucial ingredient to making a threesome become a reality...one willing girl. i say this because it takes only one chik to seal the deal with the second. most chiks are bisexual and it does not get any easier than a hot chik picking up another hot chik. there is one caveat though..the after math can be a bitch. it all depends on how far you go with the "other" chik. just watch your girl get it on with another girl..no sweat, grab the other girls tits and pussy a little..still smooth sailing, get into the realm of eating the other girl out or banging...oh mama. so if you think you are going to be with your chik for a really long time i suggest you take the chill route and just "play" with the other chik a bit. now there are pro level people that bang other people all the time, really do love each other tons and have no problems with the whole head trip...but being swingers is a whole new ball game and something i can not give advice on. so with all that in check lets talk about how you are going to make this dream a reality. the best place to pick up another chik for this threesome is a strip club. the chiks are drunk, they LOVE to party, and the smell of pussy is in the air. not to mention these girls are no stranger to the one night stand and are ready to be on there way usually the same night (which is good b/c who really wants to waste time with small talk after blowing the load of your life). bust a threesome with one of your girlfriends friends and you are just begging for trouble. let your girlfriend pick out a chik she likes and have her stay with you the whole night. just get table dance after table dance (hey..you are about to have two chiks munching box in front of you..it is not the time to be cheap). also...keep the alcohol flowing for the chiks! in the rare case that this stripper is not bi kick her in the ass and get another one (j/k give her a nice tip and tell her to go tell someone else about how her kid is a child prodigy). once you have found the right chik and the drinks are flowing it should be smooth sailing. have your g/f invite her over for a little more partying. if you have weed or coke now would be a good time to tell the nice stripper lady about the pounds of it you have at the house. i swear they should rename coke to "stripper bait." (btw..i am not making any endorsements for coke here i'm just stating some facts of life. chiks, especially strippers, love it..i happen to not really like it..so don't go emailing me if you are some pinhead with 5 "just say no" bumper stickers on your peugeot) anyways once you get the stripper back to the house and start partying things will just naturally happen...but, like i've said in previous issues, hot tubs and pools are always a good catalyst to nakedness. so it is easy as 1-2-THREEsome (ok bad joke..but they all can't be winners). make sure you email us to let us know how it goes so that we can put it up in the mailroom!

-JD