For The Week Of 09/05/2005
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This week's sublime times features more jokes, cool sites, cheat tips, and of course
Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK


Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.

Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds.

I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach.

I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and shout, "WHO'S HORNY?"...

"She acts like she is asleep every time."

SITES OF THE WEEK
Hula Dance -Dancing Fever
Band News -All The Info You Need!Star!
2 Secret -Read People's
Micheal Moore's -Letter To GWB
Asian Tattoo Meanings -What Does Yours Say?
Rocket BOB -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Corporate
Despite the cold indifference of mega-normous corporate reichs bent on squeezing their customers of every remaining drop of plasma, you wield a lot more power than you think. Call up your cable or credit card company, long distance or cell phone provider, or AOL, and tell them you want to cancel your account because you found a better deal elsewhere. They’ll eat their own shit to keep you in their clutches. For example, your cable company will offer you free movie channels, such as HBO and Showtime, for staying with them. Your credit card company will re-negotiate your interest rate and maybe even late fees. Long distance and PCS carriers will offer you any one of a number of basement-rate per-minute plans, and possibly free months of service. For those who use AOL, they will offer you free months of usage, and sometimes will knock down their monthly charge. I got three free months myself, and now pay only $12.95 for 500 hours a month. If you need more than that, you’re a geek. UNTIL AND UNLESS ALL YOUR TIME IS SPENT ON SUBLIME.

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Q: submited by David
What is semen supposed to smell like? Mine smells almost like a household cleaner. Is that normal? If it smells like that, what does it taste like?

A:
It can be a little disconcerting that something that comes out of your body (and your penis no less) smells like industrial chemicals. But this is perfectly normal. Many people compare the smell of semen to bleach, household cleanser, or swimming pool water. Semen gets that characteristic aroma from naturally occurring ammonia and alkaloids in it, and these, in a more concentrated form of course, are the main ingredients in many cleansers. What does your semen taste like? If you really want to find out, be brave and taste a little. Go on, it won't kill you or turn you gay, and if your girlfriend has to do it, you may as well too. Not game? Well, I can guarantee you that it's salty and probably a little bitter, but taste varies a lot from person to person and can be affected by what you eat or drink, your physical health, and other factors. If you're concerned your semen might taste bad, check out this article on what you can do to have better tasting cum.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Shooter McGavin!
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
HATTIESBURG, Miss. -- Police in Hattiesburg, Miss., said a man fatally shot his sister in the head over a bag of ice. Authorities say 35-year-old Antonio Page shot his sister with a handgun on a street corner Tuesday night. Police Chief David Wynn said the woman's name was not available. Wynn said tempers are short, but he can't understand why a member of someone's family could take that step. The shooting is being treated like a homicide, Wynn said.
 
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