For The Week Of 09/08/2003
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“My God! What happened to you?” the bartender asks Sean as he hobbles in on a crutch, one arm in a cast. “I got in a tiff with Riley,” he replies. “Riley? He’s just a wee fellow,” the bartender says. “He must have had a weapon in his hand.” “That he did. A shovel it was.” “Dear Lord. Didn’t you have anything in your hand?” “Aye, that I did—Mrs. Riley’s left tit,” Sean laments. “And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight

Wonderful World Of Vulva -Educational
Jesus Of The Week -Oh My God!
Acomplished! -Before They Were Your Age!
Swimsuit Hotness -Nopi Nationals!
Bought Thought -Cool!
Udder Insanity -Game Of The Week!
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Cheat...Home Depot!
These guys must be raking in the dough, because they have absolutely no concern about in-store security. First of all, I can't remember the last time I actually bought any tools from this place -- they accept any and all returns! I simply buy whatever I need (drill, ladder, chainsaw, lawnmower), use it for whatever household project my wife is too cheap to call a skilled repairman for, then return it when I'm done and claim "it wasn't able to do what I thought it would." Works like a charm every trip. So far I've "rented" about $2,000 worth of household equipment from these suckers absolutely free.
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Q: During sex with my man, I sometimes fantasize that I'm with someone else. Is this normal? submited by Jess

Yes, occasionally daydreaming about getting it on with another man -- even when you're totally crazy about your own man -- is completely normal. Imagining yourself with a favorite celebrity, the hot guy at your gym or even some hottie on the street who made you do a 180 can definitely add an extra rush of excitement during sex-- ultimately increasing your arousal and making your orgasms more intense. Not to mention that these thoughts are a great way to explore your curiosity about what it might be like to be with another partner without being unfaithful. While keeping your fantasies to yourself can boost your erotic experience, sharing them with your man can be a major turn-on for both of you. Just realize that your thoughts about other men can be threatening to your real-life lover, stirring up feelings of jealousy or resentment. So, unless you know he wants to hear all the dirty details, reveal what you imagine doing -- just don't tell him with whom


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An 8-year-old boy reported missing by his mother had been sleeping in a pile of trash in their home, police said. The woman was charged with child neglect. Not strange enough? Read more strange news from Sign Up To Receive Our Daily News Of The Strange Email Tanya Marie Joseph, 24, was being held Sunday at the Hillsborough County jail on $4,000 bond. The jail did not have an attorney listed for her. Joseph reported her oldest son, Jaleel, missing on Saturday at about 3:30 a.m., police said. At 9 a.m., he emerged, well-rested, from his mother's bedroom. The boy showed police where he had been asleep, walking over stacks of trash to a corner of the bedroom where he had curled up under a pile of clothing and other debris. "It's amazing the interior of this house was so cluttered and dirty that we couldn't find him in it," Tampa police spokesman Joe Durkin said. The four-bedroom, 1,300-square-foot concrete block home had urine-stained floors and was covered with mounds of garbage, clothing, debris and cat feces, police said. The boy and his 6-year-old brother were taken into custody by the Department of Children & Families. Animal Services removed 27 cats, a rabbit and two dogs from the home.

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