|JOKE OF THE
An Asian man walked into the currency
exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72. The
following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He
asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous
week. The teller said, “Fluctuations.” The Asian man stormed out,
and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, “Fluc
you Amelicans, too!”
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|Adultry Exposed -Revenge
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Bros -Villians. |
|Duke Of Hazard
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|Looking For A Husband -Maybe
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Osbournes -Game Of The Week!
|Tip and Trick of
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|Provided you smiled and
charmed your way through the interview, all it takes is a little
preparation to close the deal. Get a voice mailbox and have a female
friend record a message pretending she’s the human resources manager
of a phony company. Keep the message simple: “Hello, you’ve reached
the human resources department of Lightning Media. Please leave a
detailed message and we’ll get right back to you.” Once the
interviewer has left a message, have your friend return the call,
confirm your past salary (“Yes, we paid him in fistfuls of
diamonds”) and sing your praises. Then hope your future employer is
lazy enough to love you at face value. |
Jaks SB, Ca
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Q: submitted by
I love oral sex. But I find that the taste is often
so bitter and leaves a bad after-taste. I have read somewhere that
what you eat can improve or worsen the taste of your cum. Kind of
the "you are what you eat" theory, I guess. All I can remember is
celery and maybe fruits. Even though my girlfriend isn't a picky
eater, I would still like to make it as pleasurable as possible for
her down there (and vice-versa, of course). I'm sure everyone is
different and cleanliness and communication are very important...
but can you still give me a run-down on what you know of this? Not
expecting a miracle, just some menu suggestions. Thanks.
your semen, like your
breath or perspiration, is unique to you. the contents of jizz are
the following. 10% sperm and the rest consists of enzymes, vitamin
C, calcium, protein, sodium, zinc, citric acid and fructose sugar.
supposedly diet and exercise play only a very minor role to the
smell and taste of your cum. i find this hard to believe..not to
mention how easily would they be able to test something like that.
imagine the ad in the college paper for that one! "looking for girl
to participate in study to taste and smell a million samples of
jizz." the things i could find that supposedly do noticeably affect
the smell and taste of cum are the following. coffee and beer
supposedly make it taste bitter. smoking can make it taste almost
smoky. cauliflower, broccoli, onion, garlic or asparagus tend to
make it very odorous and bitter. some say milk and dairy products
can leave your sperm not tasting to tasty either. to make it taste
lighter/better i've seen fruits and water mentioned a few times.
from all the research i gathered that a balance diet and taking care
of yourself is the best bet. it makes sense if you think about it.
take care of your body and it tends to run great...don't take care
of it and your jizz will taste like snot with anchovies in it! oh
yeah, there actually is a product out their that claims to make your
jizz taste good!
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|In July, a federal judge
ruled against lawyer Milo J. Altschuler (Seymour, Conn.), who
claimed that his across-the-knee, bare-buttocks spanking of
client Leslie Cerrato in his office was a legitimate
trial-preparation tactic (and thus that when she recovered a
$250,000 settlement against him for the assault, Altschuler's
insurance company should pay it, as "malpractice"). Altschuler
claimed that he thought the spanking would improve Cerrato's
credibility as a witness. [Connecticut Law Tribune, 7-15-02,
via Law.com] |
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