For The Week Of 09/03/01
Happy with all the porn you are taking off sublime.. time to give something back...
This week's sublime times features more Jokes, cool sites, cheat tips, and of course
Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a cab driver, and the fare back to town is $25.”
SITES OF THE WEEK
Prehistoric - Prehistoric Porn!
Bush And Blair - Funny Faces of Politics!
Racial Slurs! -Get to Know who you offend!
Nicotine Water - Drink your habbit away.
Emotional Eric - How do you feel.
Game of the Weeek - Magnifing Glass and the City.
TIPS & TRICKS
Get The Condom Mark Out!
How long has that condom been in your wallet. Last time you got laid Bush was in charge of the country, Bush Sr. that is. So now you have a huge circle on the wallet. Here is how to take it off. Use your lighter and go over the mark. The leather in the wallet will heat up and then using your fingers just smooth out the circle. Presto, no more condom mark. And for god sakes, replace the condom.
ASK DOCTOR JD

Hey Doc JD,

Q: submitted by Ryan

Hi I have a question for JD....Im a 19 year old and i have been with my girlfriend for 4 Years....we are a little young but have had many a good sexual experiments...(Other girls, oral, anal, etc etc)...the problem i have is that i am 6'2'' 186 pounds and maybe 8-10 inch dingo and she is a rather small girl and im rather big i was wondering if there is a way i could maybe lessen the pain for her? Thanks for help!

A:
i've been there my friend. for some girls it simply hurts them too much...especially if your wanger has got some girth. there are however a couple of things you can try before giving up. the first thing is to start with an anal training kit. these kits consist of anal plugs ranging from small to large. the idea is for your girl to start off with the small ones and work her way up to the larger ones. that way she can work her way up to the size of your "dingo." it is completely analogous to that tribe that puts plates in their lips. when they first start doing it the parents don't bust out a plate with the radius of a hula-hoop on the kid. they start with little ones and work there way up as the kids get older. a little vibrator stimulation on your girls clit during these "training sessions" wouldn't hurt either. there is one other thing that can greatly help your girl take on your jumbo sausage. there is a product that you can see at this online adult store here which is for cleaning your VCR. this is how it works. your VCR inhales a little bit of it and the active ingredient in turn relaxes the smooth muscle tissue of your VCR. this liquid is very popular with homosexual VCRs because they often encounter the same problem you are having..namely big-dong/little-bunghole paradox. some VCRs claim that it also intensifies orgasms, including my VCR. disclaimer: consult your doctor before having your VCR inhale this product. if you and your girl try these things and the anal sex still doesn't work out don't sweat it. just continue to experiment with other things for fun and continue to grow together and you are guaranteed to have orgasms that get better and better. ;-)

-JD

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Peekaboo!
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
Istanbul's leading circumciser, Kemal Ozkan (106,000 lifetime procedures), predicted in August that because of the economic downturn, he will perform only half of the 3,000 he performed last year. Depleted government budgets force Turk boys in poverty to wait until military service to get cut, according to an Associated Press dispatch, and business is off by half at the famous Circumcision Palace (the place where well-off parents can have their sons snipped upstairs and then fete them at elaborate parties downstairs). In the traditional Turkish coming-of-age ceremony, boys parade beforehand through the streets dressed like royalty in white suits with capes, holding gold-trimmed scepters.

 
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