|JOKE OF THE
Three couples—one elderly, one
middle-aged, one young and newly wed—apply for membership in a
church. The pastor informs them that the requirement for new
parishioners is that they abstain from sex for two weeks. The
couples agree and go their separate ways. After two weeks, they
return. The pastor asks the elderly pair if they were able to
abstain for two weeks. "No problem at all, Pastor," replies the old
man. "Congratulations!" says the pastor. "Welcome to the church." He
turns to the middle-aged couple and asks if they were able to
abstain for two weeks. "It was difficult," replies the husband. "By
the end of the second week, I had to sleep on the couch, but we did
it." "Congratulations on overcoming temptation," says the pastor.
"Welcome to the church." He then turns to the newlyweds and asks if
they were able to abstain for two weeks. "At first it was no
problem," says the husband. "But one day my wife was reaching for a
can of corn on the top shelf, and she dropped it. When she bent over
to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her
right there." "You understand, of course, that this means you will
not be welcome in our church," says the pastor. "We know," says the
young man. "We’re not welcome at the supermarket anymore either."
|SITES OF THE
|Rejection Line -Hilarious |
|Manties -Masculine! |
|Home Made Sex Toys!
-Secret Of! |
Challenge -Game Of The Week!
|Tip and Trick of
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|Cheat...Best Buy! |
|When getting car audio
installed in your vehicle if you’re talking to the manager, 9 times
out of 10 they will give you free instillation if you buy the
extended warranty. TAKE THAT DEAL! Because after they finish the
install, go up to customer service and return the extended warranty.
You get the product, and free instillation. |
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Q: A little while ago, I had
sex with a girl who videotaped us in the act. It was the most
unbelievable sex I'd ever had. The next night we did it again, only
without the camera, and it wasn't so hot. Now, I only enjoy it if
it's being taped. How can I get over this? submited by jack
First, you must ask
yourself what element of the filming gets you off. If it's being
watched while you are having sex, then try making love with the
lights on and with strategically placed mirrors so u can see it all.
Plenty of partners who might object to being filmed would be open to
that kind of action and you might discover, as others have, that
observing yourselves in the mirror has the same hot effect as being
"watched" by a camera. On the other hand, if the turn-on comes from
the idea of possibly seeing the film later and watching yourself,
then once you have established trust with a partner, try making a
video to use as an element of foreplay. Trust is necessary because
many unscrupulous partners have been known to show a private film to
friends or even to the paying public. Meanwhile, imagination is the
best sex aid. Use yours. A lot of sex is in the mind, so switch on
an imaginary camera if that's what makes you feel good. By the way,
are you still seeing the girl with the camera? Sounds like you're
made for each other!
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|RIYADH, Saudi Arabia -- A
Saudi drug trafficker was beheaded Sunday, a Ministry of
Interior statement said. Dhaher bin Thamer al-Shimry was
convicted of smuggling marijuana into the kingdom, the
statement said. Al-Shimry was beheaded in the eastern province
of Hafr al-Baten, bringing the number of beheadings in the
kingdom this year to 41, most of them drug traffickers. At
least 49 people were beheaded last year. This conservative
country follows a strict interpretation of Islam under which
people convicted of drug trafficking, murder, rape and armed
robbery are executed. Beheadings are carried out with a sword
in public. |
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