For The Week Of 09/15/2003
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Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

Three couples—one elderly, one middle-aged, one young and newly wed—apply for membership in a church. The pastor informs them that the requirement for new parishioners is that they abstain from sex for two weeks. The couples agree and go their separate ways. After two weeks, they return. The pastor asks the elderly pair if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "No problem at all, Pastor," replies the old man. "Congratulations!" says the pastor. "Welcome to the church." He turns to the middle-aged couple and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "It was difficult," replies the husband. "By the end of the second week, I had to sleep on the couch, but we did it." "Congratulations on overcoming temptation," says the pastor. "Welcome to the church." He then turns to the newlyweds and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "At first it was no problem," says the husband. "But one day my wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf, and she dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there." "You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," says the pastor. "We know," says the young man. "We’re not welcome at the supermarket anymore either."

SITES OF THE WEEK
Rejection Line -Hilarious
Manties -Masculine!
Home Made Sex Toys! -Useful!
Zoolander -Great!
Levitation -Secret Of!
Sense Challenge -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Best Buy!
When getting car audio installed in your vehicle if you’re talking to the manager, 9 times out of 10 they will give you free instillation if you buy the extended warranty. TAKE THAT DEAL! Because after they finish the install, go up to customer service and return the extended warranty. You get the product, and free instillation.
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ASK TINA

Q: A little while ago, I had sex with a girl who videotaped us in the act. It was the most unbelievable sex I'd ever had. The next night we did it again, only without the camera, and it wasn't so hot. Now, I only enjoy it if it's being taped. How can I get over this? submited by jack

A:
First, you must ask yourself what element of the filming gets you off. If it's being watched while you are having sex, then try making love with the lights on and with strategically placed mirrors so u can see it all. Plenty of partners who might object to being filmed would be open to that kind of action and you might discover, as others have, that observing yourselves in the mirror has the same hot effect as being "watched" by a camera. On the other hand, if the turn-on comes from the idea of possibly seeing the film later and watching yourself, then once you have established trust with a partner, try making a video to use as an element of foreplay. Trust is necessary because many unscrupulous partners have been known to show a private film to friends or even to the paying public. Meanwhile, imagination is the best sex aid. Use yours. A lot of sex is in the mind, so switch on an imaginary camera if that's what makes you feel good. By the way, are you still seeing the girl with the camera? Sounds like you're made for each other!

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Monkey Sex!
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
RIYADH, Saudi Arabia -- A Saudi drug trafficker was beheaded Sunday, a Ministry of Interior statement said. Dhaher bin Thamer al-Shimry was convicted of smuggling marijuana into the kingdom, the statement said. Al-Shimry was beheaded in the eastern province of Hafr al-Baten, bringing the number of beheadings in the kingdom this year to 41, most of them drug traffickers. At least 49 people were beheaded last year. This conservative country follows a strict interpretation of Islam under which people convicted of drug trafficking, murder, rape and armed robbery are executed. Beheadings are carried out with a sword in public.
 
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