For The Week Of 09/20/2004
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A man walks into a lingerie store to buy a bra for his wife. There are three main types, explains the saleswoman, the Catholic, the Salvation Army, and the Baptist. Whats the difference?? asks the man. Well, the Catholic supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts the fallen, and the Baptist makes mountains out of molehills.

SITES OF THE WEEK
Handy Tool -For The Singles Crowd!
Things To Say At Work -Funny!
Shopping List For Jail -Important!
99 Intresting Pictures -With Captions
Female Or Shemale -Quiz.
Bionic -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Box Punching!
When hitting the sealed bottom of a cardboard box to flatten it, do not punch it with your knuckles like you’re boxing—that will start to hurt real quick. Instead, strike it with the bottom of your fist, as if your hand were a gavel.
ASK TINA

Q: submited by B
I'm sick of dropping so much cash by taking women out to dinner and shows when I'm not even sure if I'll see them again. Is asking a woman out for drinks an acceptable first date or will she think I'm cheap?

A:
I can understand your financial frustration, but where did you get the idea that you have to blow a lot of money on a first date? Going out for drinks is perfectly fine, and most women even prefer it to a dinner date. It sucks to realize you can't stand a guy when you're only halfway through your salad. Meeting for cocktails gives us the option to end the night after each one. The women you ask out won't think you're cheap, they'll simply assume that you're as discriminating and pressed for time as they are.

-Tina

 
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash) -- Oral sex is not for every taste, but a berry-flavored smoothie can help improve the taste of oral sex. That's according to San Francisco-based "sexpert" Sadie Allison, author of a new book, "Tickle His Pickle" (TickleKitty). She recommends men chug down a smoothie made with orange juice, strawberries, bananas, blueberries and peaches at least eight hours before oral pleasure to sweeten the taste of male bodily fluid, making it less objectionable to their partner. Some foods can sour the taste of semen, so Allison suggests men avoid garlic, cauliflower, broccoli and asparagus before sex. Not all of her penis pointers are aimed at men. Allison says women should avoid excessive yanking, coarse hands and comparing their partner's privates to previous lovers. Also, she says dry mouth can be a serious setback to good oral sex so it's crucial to keep sour cherry candies nearby just in case.
 
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