For The Week Of 09/22/2003
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Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

An Irishman, a Mexican, and a redneck were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 23rd floor of a building. While they were eating lunch, the Irishman shrieked, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.” The Mexican opened his lunchbox and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get Burritos one more time, I’m going to jump, too.” The redneck opened his lunch and said, “Bologna again! If I get a Bologna sandwich one more time, I’m jumping, too.” The very next day, the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and promptly jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his, sees a Burrito, and jumps too. The redneck opens his lunch box, sees the Bologna and also jumps to his death. At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife cries, “If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again.” The Mexican’s wife also weeps, and says, “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas. I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much.” Finally, the attentions of all in the room turn toward the redneck’s wife, who protests, “Hey, don’t look at me! That dumbass makes his own lunch.”

SITES OF THE WEEK
Woody's World Of Penis Euphemisms -Great List
The Getaway -Playstation Tour!
Tarot Card Reading! -Lego Style!
Pathological Liar -Hilarious!
Optical Illusions -My Eyes Hurt!
Poke A Sheep -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Banksy!
Having trouble paying the bills at the end of the month? Try microwaving your checkbook. No, not to eat, silly…it stays in your system for weeks! The microwaves mess up the magnetic ink on the checks, forcing the bank to manually code the checks. This will give you an extra day or two before that check hits your account.
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ASK TINA

Q: Sometimes I feel like I have to pee during sex. I've heard that when he hits my g-spot it can cause that sensation, but I get so freaked out I'll wet the bed that I lose my arousal. What should I do? submited by jack

A:
Several sexual positions stir up internal sensations that scare many women into thinking they might spray the sheets. This feeling can be caused by your partner's penis putting pressure on your bladder. But, as you suspect, it could also be a sign that he's stimulating your G-spot. To find out what's causing this feeling, go to the bathroom before your session; If the gotta-go urge creeps up when you're about to get there, make a beeline for the bathroom. While this might slow down the momentum of your lovemaking, it's better than letting wet-the-bed worry completely kill the mood.If you've emptied your bladder and still feel like you have to tinkle when you get back to business, your man has probably hit the jackpot. You may notice it most when having sex from behind, if you're on top or when you're lying under him at an angle. Once the G-spot is stimulated to the point of swelling, the feeling ordinarily subsides and, with further stimulation, could lead to a mind-blowing orgasm. For some women, a little G-spot action causes spontaneous emission of a somewhat clear fluid (that's not urine) from the urethra, before, during or after coming that can range from a few drops to a mini-flood. Let us know how it works out!

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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R Kelly's New Boy Band!
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
In August, Tom Jennings filed an appeal to his earlier dismissal as public affairs manager for Mobile (Ala.) Area Water and Sewer System, which was caused by his having had pornography on his office computer. In the appeal, Jennings blamed most of the downloading on other people, but took responsibility for a file labeled "buttshot" (an image of his own buttocks), claiming that it was photographed accidentally when he was changing clothes and that the only reason he loaded it onto his computer was "because I wanted to talk to some of my friends about deleting it." [Mobile Register, 8-20-03]
 
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