For The Week Of 09/22/2014
Happy with all the porn you're taking off Sublime? Time to give something back...
This week's Sublime times features more jokes, cool sites, cheat tips, and of course
sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

I organized a threesome last night. There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a great time.

SITES OF THE WEEK
Blog -Title Generator
Porno -Blooper Stories
Command -Music Station
Grandpa & -Grandmaster Flash
Music Facts -On Wednesdays
Shark Lifting -Flash Game
TIPS AND TRICKS
Plane Finder Tracks Your Flight and its Coordinates in Real Time

Web/iOS/Android: Plane Finder delivers next-level flight tracking in real time, showing you exactly where the plane you're tarcking is and when it will land. You open the app to a world map of 12,000+ planes moving in real time, complete with a search feature, so you can see where the flight you're tracking is at at any moment. You can use the map to find out useful information, like the congestion of traffic at the landing strip so you know whether your passenger will be available for pick up quickly or not. Plane Finder also has an augmented reality setting so you can take a photo of the sky from your phone and see which flights are above you, which can also help when guessing how long you'll be waiting to pick up a passenger after arrival (but mostly, it's just cool). If you're using the mobile app, Plane Finder can also send you a push notifications when a plane is near or has arrived, so you no longer have to watch the clock and Google—the information is delivered right to you instead.

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ASK MY GF

Q: submitted by Diddlonthehill

"Seem that a big fella like myself used to be able to find women who liked there men large . Are there still any chubby chasers out there?"

A:

"My husband was 220lbs when we got together, and he got up to 300. I'm not a fan of skinny guys, to be honest. I need someone who can cover me when we're cuddling :)"

-Heaven

AskMyGF
 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
This is our special section that will bring you a new Sublime clip every week. It will either be filmed by us or sent in by you guys.

My Dog Missed Football


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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
JUPITER, FL -- She may have had a brush with the law, but her name makes her sound pretty sweet. Cherries Waffles Tennis, 19, was arrested in August after allegedly making fraudulent purchases at surf shops in Jupiter, Florida, according to the Palm Beach Post. Police say Tennis, along with 19-year-old Vincent Mitchell and 22-year-old Paul Miller, purchased a $400 spear gun and GoPro camera with a credit card that ended up being declined. All three were booked into jail on fraud charges, but Tennis started getting the Internet’s attention on Thursday when her mug shot was posted by the “Florida Woman” Twitter account with the caption “Florida Woman’s Name Just Random Assortment Of Words.”

Whatever. Cherries Waffles Tennis is an awesome name, in competition only with “Crystal Metheny” and “Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybob-Bop-Bop” for our favorite Weird News name.
 
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